ITT: you post your own cringe worthy stories

[Kapono]

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my friend beat me at 1v1 cus he was callin bitch fouls and i took a shit in his house and didnt flush.

believable up until

then i took his mother out for a nice steak dinner and never called her back

I swear niggas be lying just to lie nowadays

[Buff Freedom]

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so many feelsies in this thread

[Buff Freedom]

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lets go on a feel trip gais

[Miami]

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please tell how friend dick poked your eye that sounds mad interesting.

[fapthony6969]

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please tell how friend dick poked your eye that sounds mad interesting.

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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my parents were in vegas and me and my buddy were tag teaming some chick at my house and we had been up the past two days getting retarded and the tag team was a giant mess and at one point his dick hit me right in the eye and we all laughed

[Miami]

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good times.

[Buff Freedom]

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Sounds about right.

[Memphis]

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Cringe worthy I would have to say me battling on battle addict. Phone battles? That's when you know you hit a very low point.

[Memphis]

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Another one is on New Years I got so drunk I thought the toilet was the sink and I was playing in the toilet water like a little kid taking a bath. I was very embarrassed when I seen the video

[JDM]

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my parents were in vegas and me and my buddy were tag teaming some chick at my house and we had been up the past two days getting retarded and the tag team was a giant mess and at one point his dick hit me right in the eye and we all laughed

Andy Gray - You Beauty Take a Bow son - YouTube

[Stones]

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I invited an ex to the club one night and she wasn't really drinking but I was getting sloshed af. We dated for 5 years and then abruptly called it quits when her mom made her choose between keeping her car or getting an abortion. She chose the latter so i dumped her but she would still let me bang or meet me wherever. Now that the backstory is outta the way, time for the real backstory. I'm hammered drunk and she drives us back to her place. We fuck, ( or I basically lay there while she rides me) and immediately afterwards my stomach starts turning. I run to the restroom and drop a crazy deuce, wipe, flush and then walk back to the room and crash out. Next thing I know she's shoving me and demanding that I wake up. I look across the room and see all this water on the carpet and turd water filling the bathroom floor. The drive back to my car was silent af.

[Breh123]

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Lmfao stones>>>>

[Breh123]

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Can't think of anything as embarrassing as what ppl have posted

But reading any Facebook status I've posted from 10th grade n before gives me that warm chest

[fapthony6969]

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