***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

[Sauce]

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i apologize

[Castor Troy]

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we forgive you
there is a place in heaven for all retards

[Notsure]

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The "I don't give a fuck but I'm gonna complain about negs"-posts
Arguably the worst kind. Listen nigga, if a red dot & an insult from someone you've never met/never will meet ruffles your flamboyant feathers, it's time to leave. Negs mean literally nothing, much like your existence does in the grand scheme of things on earth

[JDM]

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repped every post tbh

[JDM]

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add getting into arguments, losing, then trying to act like you won said argument because you were trolling/the other person is "mad" and using smileys all the time plz

[BoOg P Fury]

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The "I just signed up to see bootlegs ANYWAY" thread
This is usually reserved for unfunny noobs that get shut the fuck down in their first 2-3 posts and become all bitchy because they arent immediately accepted within the ranks. They usually get pissed by post 5.

[Notsure]

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The "haha dumbass I was being sarcastic"-backpeddling
Simple, if you said some degenerate shit and got called/mocked on it, don't try to maintain some cool guy-persona by saying "lmao I was sarcastic faggot". It wasn't funny, it wasn't clever - and most importantly, you weren't being sarcastic, you were being a dumbass & everybody except you are willing to accept it

[Sabrina the Teenage Snitch]

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notsure is jesus christ

[Guest]

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most of these are legit

gather em up and sticky no lie

@mods

[Notsure]

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The "I'm losing an argument online so I'm gonna say LITTLE/LIL/KID when referring to whoever's killing me"-posts
Guess what, as soon as you go the "little fella"/"lil man"/"kid"-route, it does not matter how old/well educated/handsome/big dicked/intelligent you are. You just lost & showed off an embarrassing level of napoleon-complex on the internet. Just go with "faggot", it's at least funny 30% of the times you read it & a normal way of adressing ppl on here

[Pee Liker]

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bullshit arrays of smileys that have little to nothing to do with each other

:samljack:

[JDM]

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The "Hey Choppa did it so maybe it'll be funny if I do it too!"-posts
Choppa got a lot of dirks up his sleeve. Keyword - HIS sleeve. A billion mystery threads, superfunny "HAHA WOW KOTD FUCCIN SUCCS"-threads & fake "AYO I'M AT THE EVENT PLAYBOI SPYRO U MAD?"-posts will not suffice for a imitation of a good poster. Film yourself doing dime dime quarter dollar or forever shut your whore mouth you little creeps

and expand this to "hey jimmy did it" ie: piff in the pof thread.

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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shagger of rank >>>

[BrowseR]

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The "Hey Choppa did it so maybe it'll be funny if I do it too!"-posts
Choppa got a lot of dirks up his sleeve. Keyword - HIS sleeve. A billion mystery threads, superfunny "HAHA WOW KOTD FUCCIN SUCCS"-threads & fake "AYO I'M AT THE EVENT PLAYBOI SPYRO U MAD?"-posts will not suffice for a imitation of a good poster. Film yourself doing dime dime quarter dollar or forever shut your whore mouth you little creeps

and expand this to "hey jimmy did it" ie: piff in the pof thread.

omg plz don't remind me of that. i was literally wincing nh reading those posts. more than usual.

[Sabrina the Teenage Snitch]

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[MENTION=2891]Morgz[/MENTION] gather all these up and make a sticky thread titled The OTBVA Bible by Notsure Christ