***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

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    The following posts are standardized shenanigans amongst the worst posters. Avoid this and you just might come off as decent

    Battle references in a non-battle thread
    99% of the time this is gonna be corny & lame as fuck. There's a 1% chance everybody will get the joke AND it'll be witty, but chances are if you're considering it, you're already an unfunny piece of shit. "AYO *name of someone in thread* THAT'S THE WAY YOU TALK TO YO SON!" haha hilarious! No, you're an idiot

    The "wow you wouldn't know what to do with dat boooooty smh I'd go so hard on dat pu$$y"-posts
    We get it, you're a shagger of rank. Odds are however, that you're a creepy porn-obsessed virgin thinkin anybody will give u cool-points for saying you'd "know what to do" with some black out of shape stretchmarked the fuck out-ass. Not trying to hear it, weirdo

    The "haha Imma write a bunch of gay shit with a sarcastic undertone & hope it's funny-posts
    This is funny when drew, panda, chad or jimmy does it. You're not them & a beanie sigel-smily will not save you

    The "omg I'm so not gay I'm gonna say a bunch of homophobic redneck shit to prove I'm a man!"-posts i.e. sandman
    This stopped being cool in 8th grade, and if you're 14 on this site - Your parents are probably drug addict losers

    The "I don't care"-post
    For the love of jesus fuck, if you indulge in a long ass argument about anything on the internet, run out of arguments & go "lmao I don't care", you've exposed your insecurities, stupidity & 9/10 miniscule dick. Noone cares if you care or not, saying you don't makes you seem like you do, you fugly faggot
    Originally posted by frank rizzo
    yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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    Re: ***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

    actually cosign all of this =/

    The "wow you wouldn't know what to do with dat boooooty smh I'd go so hard on dat pu$$y"-posts
    We get it, you're a shagger of rank. Odds are however, that you're a creepy porn-obsessed virgin thinkin anybody will give u cool-points for saying you'd "know what to do" with some black out of shape stretchmarked the fuck out-ass. Not trying to hear it, weirdo
    buncha mini-monstarr's running around
    Originally posted by Bnas
    good theres no reason to kill a damn elephant
    Originally posted by Bnas
    whats the point in killing an elephant? they dont bother noone that i no of

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    • #3
      Re: ***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

      secretly I love u faggot u know this
      Originally posted by frank rizzo
      yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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        The "Hi I'm Chunce and this is my opinion"-posts
        Sorry faggot not trying to hear your stupid ass opinion or newest rendition of a 6 month expired flavor of the month-smily go fuck off George Swampington
        Originally posted by frank rizzo
        yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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          lool @ "a beanie sigel smiley will not save you"
          Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Clouds View Post
            lool @ "a beanie sigel smiley will not save you"
            "WHy are you even posting on the internet? whites created it" - Creg

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            • #7
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              The "wow these niggas can't fight smh"-posts
              Guess the fuck what you degenerate? Noone can prove their fighting prowess whatsoever over the internet, and literally noone cares about your 6 years of take-kwon-fag. Noone's impressed, make fun (FUN) of an awful fight vid or stfu
              Originally posted by frank rizzo
              yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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                Re: ***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

                yes very good thats the one
                Spark a woody gettin buzz like Lightyear

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                • #9
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                  The "Hey Choppa did it so maybe it'll be funny if I do it too!"-posts
                  Choppa got a lot of dirks up his sleeve. Keyword - HIS sleeve. A billion mystery threads, superfunny "HAHA WOW KOTD FUCCIN SUCCS"-threads & fake "AYO I'M AT THE EVENT PLAYBOI SPYRO U MAD?"-posts will not suffice for a imitation of a good poster. Film yourself doing dime dime quarter dollar or forever shut your whore mouth you little creeps
                  Originally posted by frank rizzo
                  yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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                  • #10
                    Re: ***New posters - This is how to not ~completely suck~***

                    add "makes threads about riddles" to op

                    but im a newer poster anyway

                    lmao i dont care

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                    • #11
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                      notsure add "get an avy without a naked bitch in it"

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                      • #12
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                        The "omg look at this amazing ass/tits.gif in my avy"-posters
                        Literally noone on here is in the dark on how to find porn on the internet. Create a big ass thread (or use one of the already made-ones) for your porn .gif endeavours. Noone's impressed, noone's occupying their sunday evening with looking at your avy & most importantly - fuck the fuck off you little shit
                        Originally posted by frank rizzo
                        yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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                        • #13
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                          Hi, im chunce. Notsure is lonely and fugly

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                            The "haha this funny pic is worth a thread"-posts
                            Ask yourself this before posting a link as a thread - is this HILARIOUS? If not, it fits as a random post in an active thread with a simple "i'll just leave this here"-post. There's little to no rules on here, no need to fag the board up with threads about your 5 year old .gifs of a cat staring at a toaster
                            Originally posted by frank rizzo
                            yea im bored gonna go eat dinner have fun clenching your jaw with bug eyes tonight you fag

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