Re: RAP CRITIC DAVID MASTERS HAS PRETENDED TO BE A WOMAN ONLINE FOR TWO YEARS
this is too funny:
The Mast says
I almost got into a fight on the bus today
Because of it
Two guys were holding hands
And someone was like
Shielding their child who was looking
So the guys stopped
And I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand"
And she said "I don't want my child seeing that"
I stood up and said "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see."
And I said to the kid
"These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you."
And the bus cheered
As I was getting off at my stop, one of the guys came to me and was tearing up
And he said thanks
And I said "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decent humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"
this is too funny:
The Mast says
I almost got into a fight on the bus today
Because of it
Two guys were holding hands
And someone was like
Shielding their child who was looking
So the guys stopped
And I said "No, fuck that. Don't do that. Hold his hand"
And she said "I don't want my child seeing that"
I stood up and said "What? Love? Oh, how horrible. What a terrible thing for your child to see."
And I said to the kid
"These two men love each other and that's ok, no matter what anyone tells you."
And the bus cheered
As I was getting off at my stop, one of the guys came to me and was tearing up
And he said thanks
And I said "Don't thank me. Seriously. This nonsense of thanking people for being decent humans needs to stop. You're welcome, though"
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