guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

[Nick]

give her a pez dispenser
hide a diamond ring in it and watch her dispense it
when her eyes light up slap her across the face
Take the book and money and run
As u run say "see u in class!"



these are lil crude lyrics

[Fresco]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

sell the book and refuse to pipe her


also stop going to class alltogether pussy


lil' crude

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

oh shit

crude thought:

print some dick pics and put them between the pages

[Fresco]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

^^^^^^^^^^


wow another chill idea might be to make her a home-made book that has all the important info and you can even draw pictures of you and her holding hands and stuff to get her turned on



then on the last page write "syke this isn't a real textbook but heres the address of the restaurant where to meet me at" but then its not really a restaurant its just ur dorm room and u have a table with candles lit already n she thinks u made dinner but really u just lock the door behind her and seduce her

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

damn

have the candles lit, but in the center of the table is the text book with a price tag on it for $69

[Fresco]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

something like this:

[Nick]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

lmfaooooo 8===D

[Fresco]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

page 3 is my favorite shit


no words just a dope picture

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

alien with glasses??? romantic

[Notsure]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

the crude's is on to something

show her ur artistic side

then show her ur dick nh

[stock]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

the other two crudes coming through as per usual

its a crude year baby, we so crazy that jay z wants to pay me to get his swag g'ed

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

stay strapped, shit's only gonna get cruder from here