guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

[stock]

okay so im selling a bunch of textbooks

and it turns out that one of the books i was going to sell, i actually need it for another class

but the girl who wants to buy it is super cute

and im pretty sure i can sweet talk her during our sales interaction

and pipe her

but ill prolly do shit in the course without the book

to pipe or not to pipe

[scrotie]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

definitely have sex with the pretty girl

[stock]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

theres actually no guarantee that i can do that

im embellishing for u guiz

prolly a 55 percent chance i can

[BrowseR]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

fuck her without selling it

as only a true G would

[Sabrina the Teenage Snitch]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

tell her to call u a wall street plumber the way ur stock lays pipe

[Drew]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

hand her the book then slap her in the face with the cash while her hands are preoccupied

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

what % of retail is she going to pay for it

[Dmac]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

step 1. tell her the book smells funny
step 2. when she goes to sniff it slap the book into her face
step 3. if she drops the book grab it n run if not just make off with the money
step 4. do the wave

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

wow dmac's plan sounds bulletproof tbh

u been in a similar situation?

[scrotie]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

step .5. make sure youre at a minor league baseball game

[Dmac]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

wow dmac's plan sounds bulletproof tbh

u been in a similar situation?

yeah i was in the exact same situation last month
but the pretty girl was a sick orphan n the textbook was a kidney

[Notsure]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

tell her u need it for your class but for half price she can share it with u. this way u still get bread but u constantly run into her for the book n vice versa and slowly but surely puts the hun mackin and bunz smackin down

terrible plan but do it imo

[Timmy]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

meet up with her and then be like fuck i left it at my dorm and brought the wrong one

bring her back


ask wat teacher shes taking

give her advice about the class and ur number n be like if u need help w anything call me/txt me

if she dustn text u she thought u were ugly

u can even skip the dorm part realy

[Notsure]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

ask wat teacher shes taking

[Timmy]

Re: guys i have a dilemma - enter if ur crude

wat