DIZASTER LOWLIGHTS

[Sky2real]

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DIZASTER vs ARCANE (title match)
"if yall want your champion from canada to be a faggot that ghostwrites outta casper the movie, then be glad ta dooie, you stupid fucks"

Omfgggg

[BORIS]

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Illegally downloading groups of sandwhiches

[Polarbear Trylls]

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this thread needs more quotes but i'm not trying to listen to awful diz battles to write them down

[sporatic]

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Need more of these threads for people like Arsonal, Conceited and Daylyt

[DefJukie]

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You forgot one from the verb battle

"You don't want to shadow box, I'll box your shadow, you'll even get your shadow boxed"

[GOAT GHOST]

Re: DIZASTER LOWLIGHTS (UPDATED 2014-01-31)

DIZASTER vs T-REX (smack debut)
"fuck you put your bottle of water down or that empty cup to drop now, find some change ill throw it in your cup with your bum ass now"

DIZASTER vs PORICH (title match)
"you look for goldfish, maybe even swordfish, maybe even blowfish, or maybe even, maybe even, maybe even NO FISH AAAHHHHHH"

DIZASTER vs ARCANE (title match)
"if yall want your champion from canada to be a faggot that ghostwrites outta casper the movie, then be glad ta dooie, you stupid fucks"

DIZASTER vs PAT STAY (title match)
"since you had the chain, no one has seen you at all, no one has seen you at all!
You didn’t have the decency in you to give us a three minute blog!
Fuck! Aw man… Fuck around and… I... Man, I hate that they did that! Naw, naw, it’s cool…"

DIZASTER VS DNA
"youre on a runaway truck about to get ran the fuck over by a fuckin one way truck"

DIZASTER vs LOCKSMITH
"ayo come on daaawg ayo listen fuck the bullshit yo just to get comfortable playin fuckin EA sports, you gotta fuckin check it out i fucked the fuck up ayo ch man god damn...oh my god"

DIZASTER vs THESAURUS
"man what the fuck is wrong with me, ayo im blankin out but ima bring it back, swingin back, bitch, ima fuck around and hit the track"

DIZASTER vs NOCANDO
"you're so skinny when you get injured in a car, you walk out lookin like you got injured in a spar"

DIZASTER vs ILLMACULATE
"You say I’m all writtens? Well you’re a queer with you’re fuckin rap!
To prove I aint writtens, I’ll tell you at least I can fit my ears in my hat!"

DIZASTER vs ARSONAL
"Plant your feet down! I plant your feet first in the pavement like this.
Pull your face away vertical with a crane that lifts you away. Have you ever seen a person’s face get stretched?
I’ll pull your eyes so far back into your head, you’ll literally turn into an asian bitch!"

DIZASTER vs AYE VERB
"I’m not a human. I’m a toxic mutant. A cross between mirko cro cop on embalming fluid with with with another mirko cro cop on embalming fluid."

DIZASTER vs SWAVE SEVAH
"Start doin’ this with your face. I’m movin’ the crowd with my motherfuckin’ unibrow!"

DIZASTER vs UNANYMOUS
"Once you got hired as a computer analyst. Got fired the same day, got sued for damages,
because you got caught illegally downloading groups of sandwiches!"

DIZASTER vs CORTEZ
"I mean this is like a small body Honda Civic tryin’ to horse around with a Maserati engine.
Next round, I’m a bring it all back like Scottie Pippen"

And these are just some if his losses

Diz stay losing

[makemenvy]

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Dizaster....legend of the fall offs.

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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lmfaoooo this is goat idgaf


DIZASTER vs AYE VERB
"I’m not a human. I’m a toxic mutant. A cross between mirko cro cop on embalming fluid with with with another mirko cro cop on embalming fluid." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[2 Tone Tizzle]

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The tracks of his they played during his grindtime intros would easily be most rappers career lowlights. Holy fuck his music trash

[krayziebone1999]

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Diz is the goat but "this vasectomy will give you a herniated disk" was hilarious

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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I never got that "than be glad to dooie" line

pretty sure he tried to pronounce "do it" as "do eet" so it would rhyme with movie

[nick216]

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:fiddy50:

Tonight you showed up lookin' like a little bitch today

[SUYOP TA]

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When its all said and done, DIZASTER is defnitely in top 10 of all time.... From freestyle era to written era... jussayin

[SUYOP TA]

Re: DIZASTER LOWLIGHTS (UPDATED 2014-01-31)

And these are just some if his losses

Diz stay losing

Cmmon, You really think he lost against DNA and SWAVE???? SMFH...:jeffbridges: