DIZASTER LOWLIGHTS

[French Toast]

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Good list

[ekelon]

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When you freestyle, some bars come out like that.

Not like your pussy ass is freestyling in front of 1000 people... But I'd like to see you try.

But hey lets look over the other 1000000 good bars he has to pick at a handfull of not so hard freestyles.


You faggots stay whining.

[[MODERATOR]HomeFries]

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ekelon have you made a post on here that DOESNT mention disaster?

[Nova]

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Dizaster hears Tsu Surf NASH bars and thinks it's Shakespeare.

[ekelon]

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ekelon have you made a post on here that DOESNT mention disaster?

Yeah plenty, but I'll argue with someone when they're wrong.

[Mage]

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dizaster...a big ass dime a reggie

his lazy, entitled, arrogant behavior has shown us that he really is a spoiled rich kid. a narcissist named bashir who lived with his parents into his late 20's. his loyal fans are the only people more deluded than he. his material is some of the sloppiest that battle rap has ever seen, and he throws a hissy fit temper tantrum when the crowd isnt feelin this bullshit:



DIZASTER vs T-REX (smack debut)
"fuck you put your bottle of water down or that empty cup to drop now, find some change ill throw it in your cup with your bum ass now"

DIZASTER vs ARCANE (title match)
"if yall want your champion from canada to be a faggot that ghostwrites outta casper the movie, then be glad ta dooie, you stupid fucks"

DIZASTER vs PORICH (title match)
"you look for goldfish, maybe even swordfish, maybe even blowfish, or maybe even, maybe even, maybe even NO FISH AAAHHHHHH"

DIZASTER VS DNA
"youre on a runaway truck about to get ran the fuck over by a fuckin one way truck"

DIZASTER vs LOCKSMITH
"ayo come on daaawg ayo listen fuck the bullshit yo just to get comfortable playin fuckin EA sports, you gotta fuckin check it out i fucked the fuck up ayo ch man god damn...oh my god"

DIZASTER vs THESAURUS
"man what the fuck is wrong with me, ayo im blankin out but ima bring it back, swingin back, bitch, ima fuck around and hit the track"

DIZASTER vs NOCANDO
"you're so skinny when you get injured in a car, you walk out lookin like you got injured in a spar"


ill add any others yall can think of

Lol the DNA line was a slip, he was supposed to say "You're on a oneway stuck about to get ran the fuck over by a fucking runway truck."

The rest are freestyle, who cares?

[miccmicmimic]

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Lol the DNA line was a slip, he was supposed to say "You're on a oneway stuck about to get ran the fuck over by a fucking runway truck."

The rest are freestyle, who cares?

that line is still ass
perfect example of the shitty filler
hes like a white arsonal that freestyles poorly too
bruh its a written league
and he comes with sloppy shitty freestyles
case in point

[mulatto mutant]

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those are practically diz's highlights lets stop kidding ourselves

[Ozwald]

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the fact people keep making these threads leads me to believe there an underlying love for dizaster

[Ozwald]

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dizaster lovers on the DL

[feijoa]

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fuckin dead great thread

[JasonOak]

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Swordfish? Get these negz.

[DJPhree]

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What yall talkin bout? I don't mind dizaster's battles!

...just when he raps in them.

[Ash_MacReady]

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Oh snap a dizaster hate thread???? No way!!!! This is so original.

[Wallabee King]

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Diz fans, show your bitch a Dizaster battle

You'll be in a battle to get pussy for the next 6 months.