Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

[Sprungy]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

1. I'm originally European
2. I used to be a white nationalist
3. Ive never seen a rap battle in person
4. I don't listen to rap music
5. Favourite type of porn is virgin porn

Go.

2? or are you a closet hollohan

[NO SIR E]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

woooah, everybody got it wrong!

the correct answer is #1

Bob tell em what they've won

1 Never owned a smartphone Just got one last november
2 Lost my virginity at age 20
3 Dropped out of college
4 Never blacked out from drinking
5 Got all 6 legends of the hidden temple shirts

[Twinsaint Nick]

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1 - I've never worn a condom
2 - I used to have an acting agent
3 - I lost my virginity at 18 and a half to a girl with an enlarged clit
4 - I've modeled for diesel and superdry
5 - I have Darth Vader and Don Corleone posters in my room

[Pissy Firearm]

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1 - I have never but will soon see a major rap battle in person.
2 - I did lose my virginity after the age of 18.
3 - Have fought more than three people at once.
4 - Never have blacked out from drinking.
5 - The bitches love me. If I don't seal the deal, it's my fuck up of interaction, not lack of interest. Success rate 50%<.

Tried to make this a difficult one to guess, thread was success @ OP

[deeze]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

[MENTION=2918]Twinsane[/MENTION] #1
[MENTION=4808]Dissident[/MENTION] #4

[Allways]

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1. I own 3 properties
2. I banged a half black girl
3. I broke my arm at my first ever sleepover
4. I have dual citizenship - Canada/Europe
5. I won a hot sauce drinking competition

[Trilliam Cakespeare]

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18? 20?

Dead @ how long it took some of y'all to get laid
the 1st time.

In before some faggot claims I've never gotten laid.

[serge T]

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1- I've been in a few burglar lynchings with one of them dying from the injuries. (Don't get caught stealing in Santo Domingo)
2- I saved a ton of money thanks to Geico
3- I have dual citizenship - USA/Dominican
4- I turned down 15K to get married for green card purposes
5- I once slept over at the hospital every day for 3 months straight keeping someone company.

[Trilliam Cakespeare]

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[MENTION=3342]serge[/MENTION]:

#2

No one saves $$ w/ Geico.

113.32% confirmed false.

[Twinsaint Nick]

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Nah, mine was #4

[Scouser]

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1 ive had over a 100 street fights
2 i used 2 canoe an have won awards 4 it
3 i used 2 have a imaginary friend call moey
4 i once ran away from home wen i was 12 for like a week
5 i once worked in a shop and lasted 4 hours b4 walkin out

[Sprungy]

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[MENTION=2935]Scouser[/MENTION] has to be number 4 john, as if you'd be able to be away for a week unless they knew where you where

[MENTION=3922]serge T[/MENTION] i'm guessing number 1

[MENTION=3152]Allways[/MENTION] number 2.

[Scouser]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

no sprungy that was true the police were looking 4 me an it was all over the radio lol
i think it was 5 days i was on the run haha

[Dmac]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

1. i was pissed when my moms joined the neighbourhood watch
2. i put crack on the street n let the neigbourhood watch
3. starting taking everyones in the neighbourhood's watch
4. said imma be someon in this neighbourhood, watch

[Sprungy]

Re: Post 5 things about yaself but one of them being false

no sprungy that was true the police were looking 4 me an it was all over the radio lol
i think it was 5 days i was on the run haha

once on the run, always on the run. lol