Homeboy read my post good because I’m going to talk some real shit to you.
I’m an old head. I know this situation. I’ve been the guy who moves in, I’ve been the guy who gets moved in on. Have seen similar situations with multiple friends.
This problem is between you and your wife.
The two of you have to be a unified front and mutually determine the boundaries.
That means stepping to him as a COUPLE and laying down the law such as:
“You brought on your own accord four more people into this house which consumes electricity water heat internet etc. not to mention invasion of privacy.
This is not a free hotel or a homeless shelter.
Even though you are family, you are welcome, and you are loved - you are still a guest here and bringing four non-paying strangers into this home without checking first is not cool.
The real world doesn’t work that way.
Furthermore in the real world you need a job so you can pay bills and live. You are family and you are loved but you are an adult.
Bluntly, you have two months to find some form of employment and start pitching in. And that’s for your own good in the long run too. So I hope we’re clear now. We took you in and I don’t want you to make us regret that. If that doesn’t work for you you can leave and there are no hard feelingsâ€
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It’s between you and your wife bro. You need to make a united front
Matter of a fact as I analyze it, you said he acts all big and bad. That’s probably because he doesn’t feel like a man right now. He’s not working and he’s free loading at his sisters. His self-esteem is probably in the gutter right now
You got to give this guy some tough love. Nobody likes being unemployed
If they don't abide and respect that than just plant a dirty crack pipe (save a can- preferably a straw from that brother in law to rub his dna all over the crack pipe- if you gotta go all the way with it) and a buy a few playgirl/twink magazines to make him seem like a weirdo to both your sister and his girlfriend to cause strife within the relationships all the way around.
If all else fails, wait until you're the only one at the house than proceed to take a laxative and keep the toilet paper you wipe your ass with and rub it all over there pillows so they hopefully get pink eye and your girl will be forced to kick them out. Might have to use some free breeze to counter act the shit aroma on the pillows. But be wise with the use of it- you ain't painting their pillows with your butterscotch'd fecal a whole different color... just enough so the shit ain't noticeably too visible.
Be best for them to have some dark pillow cases so they think it's just some dried drool strains. Then you could prob go all out.
I like modding because it gives me the illusion I have control.
LMAO. Great suggestions. Not really the route I was taking.
Basically it's the brother in law. He's super lazy, don't wanna work, meets a bitch online and moves her and her 3 kids into my house without asking after knowing them for 2 weeks. Wifey is okay with it because it's her brother. I'm not because it's my fucking house and I pay the bills. Beating his ass would get me locked up, plus he aint shit so it wouldn't make me feel any better about the situation. Starts trying to push me and wifey apart, now it feels like it's clobberin time, but its not, and I'm not an agent of the orange.
Homeboy read my post good because I’m going to talk some real shit to you.
I’m an old head. I know this situation. I’ve been the guy who moves in, I’ve been the guy who gets moved in on. Have seen similar situations with multiple friends.
This problem is between you and your wife.
The two of you have to be a unified front and mutually determine the boundaries.
That means stepping to him as a COUPLE and laying down the law such as:
“You brought on your own accord four more people into this house which consumes electricity water heat internet etc. not to mention invasion of privacy.
This is not a free hotel or a homeless shelter.
Even though you are family, you are welcome, and you are loved - you are still a guest here and bringing four non-paying strangers into this home without checking first is not cool.
The real world doesn’t work that way.
Furthermore in the real world you need a job so you can pay bills and live. You are family and you are loved but you are an adult.
Bluntly, you have two months to find some form of employment and start pitching in. And that’s for your own good in the long run too. So I hope we’re clear now. We took you in and I don’t want you to make us regret that. If that doesn’t work for you you can leave and there are no hard feelingsâ€
———
It’s between you and your wife bro. You need to make a united front
Homeboy read my post good because I’m going to talk some real shit to you.
I’m an old head. I know this situation. I’ve been the guy who moves in, I’ve been the guy who gets moved in on. Have seen similar situations with multiple friends.
This problem is between you and your wife.
The two of you have to be a unified front and mutually determine the boundaries.
That means stepping to him as a COUPLE and laying down the law such as:
“You brought on your own accord four more people into this house which consumes electricity water heat internet etc. not to mention invasion of privacy.
This is not a free hotel or a homeless shelter.
Even though you are family, you are welcome, and you are loved - you are still a guest here and bringing four non-paying strangers into this home without checking first is not cool.
The real world doesn’t work that way.
Furthermore in the real world you need a job so you can pay bills and live. You are family and you are loved but you are an adult.
Bluntly, you have two months to find some form of employment and start pitching in. And that’s for your own good in the long run too. So I hope we’re clear now. We took you in and I don’t want you to make us regret that. If that doesn’t work for you you can leave and there are no hard feelingsâ€
———
It’s between you and your wife bro. You need to make a united front
So update. Yesterday some shit went down, won't get into details, but wifey and I made the decision to move in 2 months, giving landlord notice today, and having them be out of the house by mid December, if they don't choose to leave sooner. Her ma has lived with us for a while, but this time she won't be as it will just be me, her, and the kiddo. We both made it known that while they are family, they also don't have the right to be freeloaders. His decision to bring this bitch and her kids was not discussed, and while we sat by and dealt with it, as you said, its not a hotel. It's almost like you had some ESP about the whole sitch'ya'a'shun.
Turned out to be a blessing in disguise him puffing out his chest and me taking the quite route and not saying shit. He stepped on his own rake and reality smacked him in the face.
You got it ass backwards, bitch. Smile when I move past you.
If they don't abide and respect that than just plant a dirty crack pipe (save a can- preferably a straw from that brother in law to rub his dna all over the crack pipe- if you gotta go all the way with it) and a buy a few playgirl/twink magazines to make him seem like a weirdo to both your sister and his girlfriend to cause strife within the relationships all the way around.
If all else fails, wait until you're the only one at the house than proceed to take a laxative and keep the toilet paper you wipe your ass with and rub it all over there pillows so they hopefully get pink eye and your girl will be forced to kick them out. Might have to use some free breeze to counter act the shit aroma on the pillows. But be wise with the use of it- you ain't painting their pillows with your butterscotch'd fecal a whole different color... just enough so the shit ain't noticeably too visible.
Be best for them to have some dark pillow cases so they think it's just some dried drool strains. Then you could prob go all out.
LMAO. That's vicious. Sounds like a prank tho. Basically ended up being wifey and I had to finally have that discussion with them.
You got it ass backwards, bitch. Smile when I move past you.
LMAO. Great suggestions. Not really the route I was taking.
Basically it's the brother in law. He's super lazy, don't wanna work, meets a bitch online and moves her and her 3 kids into my house without asking after knowing them for 2 weeks. Wifey is okay with it because it's her brother. I'm not because it's my fucking house and I pay the bills. Beating his ass would get me locked up, plus he aint shit so it wouldn't make me feel any better about the situation. Starts trying to push me and wifey apart, now it feels like it's clobberin time, but its not, and I'm not an agent of the orange.
Homeboy read my post good because I’m going to talk some real shit to you.
I’m an old head. I know this situation. I’ve been the guy who moves in, I’ve been the guy who gets moved in on. Have seen similar situations with multiple friends.
This problem is between you and your wife.
The two of you have to be a unified front and mutually determine the boundaries.
That means stepping to him as a COUPLE and laying down the law such as:
“You brought on your own accord four more people into this house which consumes electricity water heat internet etc. not to mention invasion of privacy.
This is not a free hotel or a homeless shelter.
Even though you are family, you are welcome, and you are loved - you are still a guest here and bringing four non-paying strangers into this home without checking first is not cool.
The real world doesn’t work that way.
Furthermore in the real world you need a job so you can pay bills and live. You are family and you are loved but you are an adult.
Bluntly, you have two months to find some form of employment and start pitching in. And that’s for your own good in the long run too. So I hope we’re clear now. We took you in and I don’t want you to make us regret that. If that doesn’t work for you you can leave and there are no hard feelingsâ€
———
It’s between you and your wife bro. You need to make a united front
Miles vs RAW just got better
It's already gunna be magikal.
You got it ass backwards, bitch. Smile when I move past you.
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