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    I was on the Grindr app all day today with this one 19 year old Latino medical unit technician guy. I thought he looked pretty cute.

    I remember my friend Brian said something about the soccer mom loaner car that I'm using cuz my Impala is getting work done. He was like try not to get laid in the soccer mom car lol. I'm like yeah I'll never get laid driving this God I want my impala back already.

    Lucky me though I got me a nice Latino I had to sneak him into the house because we had nowhere else to go. I was being all secretive about it around my mom and she thought I was sneaking hookers into the house lol. It's funny I was like no I'm not sneaking hookers into the house that's just my friend Rick. Lol my mom has no idea that I'm gay it's so hilarious.

    It's funny to me. The guy was cool about it though he gave me a backrub and he jerked me off. At least he didn't make me have to do too much he didn't last that long just like the last guy. I'm telling you my head game is end game. If you know the pornstar heather Brooke she taught me very well. I told the guy I watch a lot of porn so I kind of already know what I'm doing.

    I swear to God this guy can only last a minute with me. After I drove him back to his vehicle I just came home with a smile on my face and I just couldn't stop laughing like I just did that and it felt good to me and it was awesome not too awkward I'm a pretty laid-back guy and so far the ones that I've met are pretty laid-back.

    It was cool though the guy had my signature quotes :"that's hot" I figured out how to be comfortable with being gay and doing all this stuff it's easy all I have to do is be sober as hell.

    If I'm on cigarettes I just don't give a fuck if I smoke weed I want entertainment if I drink I'm unstable and I'm handicapped if I take pills I'm zoned out. I swear to God my friend Brian could drink me under the table he's like Superman if Kryptonite was the equivalent of a pile of dog shit.

    Like the more he drinks the more you're seeing his true side and his real gay side the less I drink and the more I'm sober I'm just like him when he's fucked up. I took everybody's advice on this forum to stay away from the pills and the weed and the alcohol. And so far it's helped me become more happy and proud to be gay it's perfect. Thank you otbva posters.

    You really helped me out through this journey I couldn't have done it without you and my friend Brian for making me figure out what makes me tick. Brian also helped me figure out how my body works.

    I still have mental breakdowns here in there and I don't understand why. I'm not even upset when it happens I'm like upset about nothing at all and somehow I get all teary-eyed. It could just be stressed from work.

    But after meeting a few guys off Grindr I feel so happy. This feeling feels super rare to even have and it's also funny to me cuz I say to myself did I just do this with this guy did this just happen? It's so weird I just feel like it was an awesome experience I think I'm like a perfect gay guy cuz I know how to operate perfectly now

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    Re: I keep getting lucky

    Ever heard of fuckin' paragraphs


    That never ending block of text puts the Berlin Wall in it's prime to shame
    I like modding because it gives me the illusion I have control.

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    • #3
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      Originally posted by Justice View Post
      Ever heard of fuckin' paragraphs
      Paragraphs are nice I fixed it.

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      • #4
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        [MENTION=15763]Justice[/MENTION] who wants ice cream?

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        • #5
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          Where is Porter? I think it's time to call Phil's family again.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by Nightmare on ILL Street View Post
            Originally posted by Justice View Post
            Ever heard of fuckin' paragraphs
            Paragraphs are nice I fixed it.
            "I don't care about paragraphs", only to edit it and your quote to me "Paragraphs are nice i fixed it"

            Such consistency.


            Since you wanna appease strangers on here so much like a obedient monkey, you can continue on to step #2 by decking yourself in the fuckin' face as your next assignment.
            I like modding because it gives me the illusion I have control.

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            • #7
              Re: I keep getting lucky

              Originally posted by Justice View Post
              Originally posted by Nightmare on ILL Street View Post
              Originally posted by Justice View Post
              Ever heard of fuckin' paragraphs
              Paragraphs are nice I fixed it.
              "I don't care about paragraphs", only to edit it and your quote to me "Paragraphs are nice i fixed it"

              Such consistency.


              Since you wanna appease strangers on here so much like a obedient monkey, you can continue on to step #2 by decking yourself in the fuckin' face as your next assignment.
              Somebody didn't have three meals today now huh? You are so mad that I am actually happy for once.

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              • #8
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                i can think of no better way for otbva to go out than to be phils blog recapping his gay conquests
                Originally posted by Justice
                I get applauded for my taste in film.

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Moose View Post
                  Where is Porter? I think it's time to call Phil's family again.
                  My parents will never believe anyone that says Phil is gay. Besides aren't all gay people attracted to the way a female figure looks like? I'm not even leaving a little sprinkle of breadcrumbs of gayness around my parents. You can call my parents all you want and tell them that Phil is a flaming faggot and they're just going to take it as you insulting their son. There is no outcome where you or JD Porter win in the end. I think it's so hilarious that I don't have a girlfriend or a boyfriend and all of you ain't got shit on me. There's literally nothing you have on me I have nothing to lose. Nobody has anything to threaten me with.

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                  • #10
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                    post your profile
                    Originally posted by Justice
                    I get applauded for my taste in film.

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by txtc View Post
                      i can think of no better way for otbva to go out than to be phils blog recapping his gay conquests
                      This shit is too perfect. I can't even explain all of this all I can think is how hilarious all this is. It's very hilarious most of you think that I'm just trolling and the ones that actually know that my story is true are like man now I know I shouldn't be pissed at you for being happy but I'm going to try to make you mad anyway.

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                      • #12
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                        I think I'm going to kill phil / commit suicide.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by txtc View Post
                          post your profile
                          https://i.imgflip.com/1wnsf9.gif

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Nightmare on ILL Street View Post
                            Originally posted by txtc View Post
                            post your profile
                            https://i.imgflip.com/1wnsf9.gif
                            Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

                            Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Robin Williams View Post
                              I think I'm going to kill phil / commit suicide.
                              More powerful men than you have tried. Kill Phil volume 3 isn't coming out until you can actually find a way to complete the trilogy cuz so far you haven't done part 1 and a sequel yet
                              [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kSuas6mRpk[/ame]

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