Last night E,N,&T got together for an O hang sesh
Porter couldnt make it he was chillin over Bangladesh
Plus - fuck rap battles. What ever made talkin yang fresh?
Anyway, I'll drop the deets and take you out of your anguish
Since the storm, E had free time - and Tadgh was there for his friend
Nora was in States - had a gamer crown to defend
They chose an equidistant bar where they all could blend
So E,N,and T linked up at T-E-N
It was just getting crowded, the three men embraced
Tag threw back a whiskey and then with beer he chased
Norm was on his third beer like 'let's get faced'
Miami belched and chugged but hoped they'd slow the pace
By midnight they were loose so off comes the mask
Tadgh beefed with the bouncer because he had a flask
Miami ain't wanna fight but he was down for the task
Nora took off his earrings as if you had to ask
What happened next was a textbook bar room brawl
Miami yoked a guy then with his head made a beat on the wall
Tadgh thought he's Conner cause they punched him but he did not fall
He knocked the bouncer down with a chair and redefined 'pub crawl'
Dust settled and they thought that Norm had dipped
But he was in the kitchen filling his knapsack with chips
The staff was on the floor he had them all tied up and stripped
He made an evil grin while on a drink he sipped
Norm said 'fuck the U.S. I will make this worth my while"
He had the money and the wallets on the floor in a pile
Tadgh had too much to drink he threw up on the tile
Miami wondering if his old crimes were still on file
Norm had some ill trannies to help on speed dial
They came in the getaway car Tadgh tried not to smile
Norm told E "you're gay too, you're just in denial"
Miami thought about his wig and tried not to get riled
Norm said "put on this dress so we don't fit the profile"
Cops pulled them over like a car full of chicks
Tag grabbed his flask cause he needed a fix
Norm said "no place like home" with 3 high heel clicks
Miami's muscles ripped his blouse seam like Bill Bix
Cop told Nora 'get out the car' and his tone was curt
He said "spread 'em!" Nora said "cool, just don't make it hurt"
I've got some KY lube- allow me to give a squirt
But then he quick spin kick and knocked the cop in the dirt
Norm pissed in his face and it started to splash
They all drove to the telly so they could burn some hash
One tranny wanted coke so they divied the cash
Tadgh finally woke up and exclaimed "that's NASH!"
The next morning Tag made it to work on time
Norm crossed the border to post on the O by nine
Miami flew to FLA on Overcharge Airline
This all really happened. Was on the news. I swear to God. Not lyin
Porter couldnt make it he was chillin over Bangladesh
Plus - fuck rap battles. What ever made talkin yang fresh?
Anyway, I'll drop the deets and take you out of your anguish
Since the storm, E had free time - and Tadgh was there for his friend
Nora was in States - had a gamer crown to defend
They chose an equidistant bar where they all could blend
So E,N,and T linked up at T-E-N
It was just getting crowded, the three men embraced
Tag threw back a whiskey and then with beer he chased
Norm was on his third beer like 'let's get faced'
Miami belched and chugged but hoped they'd slow the pace
By midnight they were loose so off comes the mask
Tadgh beefed with the bouncer because he had a flask
Miami ain't wanna fight but he was down for the task
Nora took off his earrings as if you had to ask
What happened next was a textbook bar room brawl
Miami yoked a guy then with his head made a beat on the wall
Tadgh thought he's Conner cause they punched him but he did not fall
He knocked the bouncer down with a chair and redefined 'pub crawl'
Dust settled and they thought that Norm had dipped
But he was in the kitchen filling his knapsack with chips
The staff was on the floor he had them all tied up and stripped
He made an evil grin while on a drink he sipped
Norm said 'fuck the U.S. I will make this worth my while"
He had the money and the wallets on the floor in a pile
Tadgh had too much to drink he threw up on the tile
Miami wondering if his old crimes were still on file
Norm had some ill trannies to help on speed dial
They came in the getaway car Tadgh tried not to smile
Norm told E "you're gay too, you're just in denial"
Miami thought about his wig and tried not to get riled
Norm said "put on this dress so we don't fit the profile"
Cops pulled them over like a car full of chicks
Tag grabbed his flask cause he needed a fix
Norm said "no place like home" with 3 high heel clicks
Miami's muscles ripped his blouse seam like Bill Bix
Cop told Nora 'get out the car' and his tone was curt
He said "spread 'em!" Nora said "cool, just don't make it hurt"
I've got some KY lube- allow me to give a squirt
But then he quick spin kick and knocked the cop in the dirt
Norm pissed in his face and it started to splash
They all drove to the telly so they could burn some hash
One tranny wanted coke so they divied the cash
Tadgh finally woke up and exclaimed "that's NASH!"
The next morning Tag made it to work on time
Norm crossed the border to post on the O by nine
Miami flew to FLA on Overcharge Airline
This all really happened. Was on the news. I swear to God. Not lyin
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