Sex shop

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

Re: Sex shop

You got me pissed off right now man

The mission is to save every penny and move out your moms crib

What part of that involves going dildo shopping ?!?!

FOCUSSSSS PHILLLLLL

It's not a dildo. I really needed this thing man. Every time I jerk off I can't get myself off. I still have plenty of money saved in the bank. I'm actually not spending that much money. I'm only spending about $150 a month. Sometimes even less than that. There's things that I need. Don't worry dude 2018 I'll be out of my parents house

[Justice]

Re: Sex shop

Phil bought a vibrator for what , gouch stimulation ?



jacking off hurts ?
lmao wtf




tf are you doing pinching your dick till you cut off circulation to bust one
Phill squeezing his nub like he's trying to get the last bit of ketchup out the packet @ Wendy's

[billybobjoe]

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you cant tell me you aint using that vibrator for your ass dog *qp voice*

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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you cant tell me you aint using that vibrator for your ass dog *qp voice*

I'm told you nothing is going inside my ass. Does an asshole nut? No. This is for my dick and that's it.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

Re: Sex shop

Phil bought a vibrator for what , gouch stimulation ?



jacking off hurts ?
lmao wtf




tf are you doing pinching your dick till you cut off circulation to bust one
Phill squeezing his nub like he's trying to get the last bit of ketchup out the packet @ Wendy's

For some reason it hurts to jerk off when I'm horny. Also the philesh light thing can't even get me off. I had to use plan C

[Stones]

Re: Sex shop

Wow i thought Phil was gonna say this was for him and Shawna. Then he says it's for him to jerk off better?! Bro how is your own dick turned off by you?! Jesus.

[Stones]

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XFL gonna threepeat. Belee dat!

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Wow i thought Phil was gonna say this was for him and Shawna. Then he says it's for him to jerk off better?! Bro how is your own dick turned off by you?! Jesus.

Me and Shawna aren't together no more. Like I said I have a cock that I can't keep soft and hard at the same time for that good feeling. It gets so hard it hurts to beat off. I needed something light to the tough yet effective.

[DirtbikeDan]

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I have a cock that I can't keep soft and hard at the same time

?

[DirtbikeDan]

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Ya'll are some weird dudes talking about your junk and stuff that's some nasty shit brah !