I'm Single

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

So I broke it off with my stupid ass bitch along time ago I just never said anything till someone on here thought we still together. We haven't been together in over 2 years. This is because she would repeatedly invite her dumbass friends into her life and let them use her and me and disrespect me and then later her. On top of all that my ex was only after my money cause she's been in debt a long time. Honestly when women are in the bathroom on their phones is the only time they have their shit together. I can handle a lot of bullshit but not this type of bullshit. Always being called a cheater for no reason always doing good deeds and never getting respected for it. Relationship are not designed to work out perfectly till the day you die. They end faster than you think. Guys have all lost interest in women after all the thot shit the goth shit the amine shit the ex shit the broke bitch shit the lost nigga shit the I'm too broke to pay my own bills shit the lying about checks coming in soon and backstabbing the betrayals the lies and the family issues. We sick of that shit. Being Single is so cool I can download music all day watch memes on my phone I can play xbox live I can go out to see great movies I like and I can watch porn and jerk off before I go to bed every night not having to remember birthdays and events and helping out with things. I'm free as a bird right now. My life feels better and now I have goals I'm getting closer to. I'll be getting a new vehicle that won't be driven by a woman so she can break the valance panel again. I get paid more money from my new job and I barely have to do shit. I buy my own food I don't rely on my parents for shit. I have no interest in dating right now cause I'm too busy focus on myself and what I like what makes me feel good.

P.S. oh and before I go when I said it felt like the weight of the world has been lifted off my shoulders don't say more like the weight of your girlfriend has been lifted off your shoulders.

OOOUUU we should do like a comedy central roast on OTBVA lets all spit some shit and diss each poster and compile all the tapes together. Shit will be hilarious trust me.

[Moose]

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More like the weight of your girlfriend has been lifter off your shoulders.

[Moose]

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Oh. Wait.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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More like the weight of your girlfriend has been lifter off your shoulders.

Sorry I do spell check my shit before I hope no one notices tho. You was fast my G

[Chaunce]

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Damn phil, im happy for ya bud.

To be fair we told you years ago she was abusing you and you needed to get outta that relationship. But you were stubborn an we could all tell you cared.

Things are only goin up for you phil.

[Chaunce]

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And you might not believe us, but that time we tried to break yall up was because we cared and we wanted you to thrive dude.. hopefully you can see that now..

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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yes Chaunce I had to go though the relationship enough to know how everyone else feels to know what that's like. I see women now for what they truly are. They are all thots. Not too many good women left I see. Hopefully the thot species will die out one day.

[Chaunce]

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Dont be like that phil, theres a good girl out there for you.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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And you might not believe us, but that time we tried to break yall up was because we cared and we wanted you to thrive dude.. hopefully you can see that now..

yes once I started to see bitches true colors with my own eyes over the last decade I was like fuck all this love shit. After Donald trump got into office I was like yeah money can buy good looking pussy but deep down the bitch still don't love you more than your money.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Dont be like that phil, theres a good girl out there for you.

I'll only find someone if she meets up to the golden standard. Young, no kids, hot, not fat, makes good money, owns a car and a place. But fuck!!!! I live in Illinois tho! Shit isn't fair.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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If I ever seriously do get a woman that has all of that...That's a plus for me. I gotta ask tho???? How the fuck did Thesaurus do it??? I bet he couldn't do it if he couldn't rap at all.

[Real Nigga Haircut]

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Dont be like that phil, theres a good girl out there for you.

And this is coming from the only poster on the site to possibly have less experience with women than Phill

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Dont be like that phil, theres a good girl out there for you.

And this is coming from the only poster on the site to possibly have less experience with women than Phill

nah I'm sure Chaunce knows what the ladies like. Money! I seriously used to pay Hookers for sex in my early 20s. I got what I wanted but the money still felt wasted. Could of bought a new anything.

[Chaunce]

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thanks phil, dont listen to that guy hes 40, lives alone and sells toeless sandals to white people at the beach like a fag.

Ya know my grandpa broke it down for me one time, i was like 6 and he was like you dont chase pussy, if u wanna bust a nut that bad just beat off right, look for a girl that makes you a better person an viseversa someone who makes up for what you lack ya know..