Granted, but Birdman permanently sits in the passenger seat and acts like your GPS, playbwoi
Take a turn right there playbwoi
I wish I had a cat
Wish granted, but you get a hungry tiger. Who kills you within the day.
I wish I had a new car.
I've always wanted a pet tiger/lion...might be worth it, I'd try to persuade it to not eat me, all day.
Convincing him/her that I taste like bad bars and aftershave
Granted, but the gas and brake pedal randomly switch while you're driving
Granted. But you lose your eyesight as you profusely bleed from your nose and all you can taste is the essence of copper in your blood. So you asphyxiate in your own blood and vomit until some Ese's tie your head onto a railway line and watch a speeding train crush your weak skull under it's wheels like an egg dropped on the floor making a crunchy sound.
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