ITT: you post your own cringe worthy stories

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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Majority of the shit i do is cringeworthy too much stuff to name but most recently is prob

[txtC2daDefaMe]

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He kicked me out of his house but all my shit was still in there had to go back later that day to pick up my car, top 5 worst moments of my life ez

you had to go in the house to get a car? and you woke up so drunk you thought a tv was a toilet? 2/10 fake story

[txtC2daDefaMe]

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my friend beat me at 1v1 cus he was callin bitch fouls and i took a shit in his house and didnt flush. then i took his mother out for a nice steak dinner and never called her back

[fapthony6969]

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He kicked me out of his house but all my shit was still in there had to go back later that day to pick up my car, top 5 worst moments of my life ez

you had to go in the house to get a car? and you woke up so drunk you thought a tv was a toilet? 2/10 fake story

I was half asleep and drunk af I wasn't conscious, idk if you know but cars usually come with keys. Too much to make up IMO

[nick216]

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i spilled a whole bowl of kief the other day and literally almost cried. spilling the kief and almost crying about it are both cringeworthy

[larry word]

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on halloween once i dressed up in a shark suit and apparently made out with a really fat girl when i was blacked out

some remember me rationalizing it by saying i was a shark and she was a whale or something

[Potijelli]

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i spilled a whole bowl of kief the other day and literally almost cried. spilling the kief and almost crying about it are both cringeworthy

I was dabbing the last of my oil into my bong last night end burned my finger. It wouldnt have been so bad if I had stopped there, but I had also been drinking and decided to grind up more weed. Because of the severe burn on my finger I ended up dropping my grinder and spilling all the weed/months worth of keef onto the floor.

I spent the rest of the night crying and trying to salvage what I could

[Potijelli]

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check the massive burn on my finger print

[nick216]

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i spilled a whole bowl of kief the other day and literally almost cried. spilling the kief and almost crying about it are both cringeworthy

I was dabbing the last of my oil into my bong last night end burned my finger. It wouldnt have been so bad if I had stopped there, but I had also been drinking and decided to grind up more weed. Because of the severe burn on my finger I ended up dropping my grinder and spilling all the weed/months worth of keef onto the floor.

I spent the rest of the night crying and trying to salvage what I could

thats rough man. kief is the best tbh

[JDM]

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About a month ago me my friend and some girls we know were out and went back to one of theirs to drink and watch a movie. I ended up with a huge glass for some reason and fucked up mixing a drink in it or something, drank it too fast, was already drunk when I got there etc. Ended up getting blackout drunk and appraently headbutted the TV in the front room and getting in a heated argument with the girls roommate because he likes coldplay or something, then went for a piss and pretty much just soaked the floor. the next day me chest produced enough heat to power all the lights in new york for a good few hours iirc.

also got blackout drunk and got with a really fat ugly scouse girl my friend (the girl in the above story but not the one whho's house it was because pissing on somebody's floor and feeling up their 3/10 friends is a bit much) knows but there's not as much warm chest as only about 3 people i know know about it and i'm taking that secret to the grave

[JDM]

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and the whole faceplanting onto the pavement and saying it was gypsies to my roommate thing but i've wrote that story before and i cba typing it again.

[Quill m Skills]

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i spilled a whole bowl of kief the other day and literally almost cried. spilling the kief and almost crying about it are both cringeworthy

I was dabbing the last of my oil into my bong last night end burned my finger. It wouldnt have been so bad if I had stopped there, but I had also been drinking and decided to grind up more weed. Because of the severe burn on my finger I ended up dropping my grinder and spilling all the weed/months worth of keef onto the floor.

I spent the rest of the night crying and trying to salvage what I could

[Brokeback Jimmy]

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ive been poked in the eye by my friends dick and ate ass during a 3sum fuck with me

[Kapono]

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lmao either yall have some fucked up lives or can get book deals right now iah

[fapthony6969]

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ive been poked in the eye by my friends dick and ate ass during a 3sum fuck with me

Lmfao