have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

[Barry Dylan]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

I masturbated during a funeral, and the daughter of the preacher walked upstairs to the balcony where I was handling business..I took her virginity while watching her dad give a eulogy

[Roddy]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

why can't i get to page two tho?

roddy you my man and the whole 50 grand but

getting pets to lick yo balls while you plesure yourself is..eh

i was 10 my nigga with no guidance. I used to fuck the floor too once i found out it felt good. Ban me nigga

[Roddy]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

Please

[Gun So Big]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

why can't i get to page two tho?

roddy you my man and the whole 50 grand but

getting pets to lick yo balls while you plesure yourself is..eh

i was 10 my nigga with no guidance. I used to fuck the floor too once i found out it felt good. Ban me nigga

i did that too while my mom sat on the couch

she definitely knew what i was doing but played it cool so it didnt fuck me up emotionally

she shouldve stopped me

[Roddy]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

i woulda kicked my mom in the face had she tried to stop me tbh

[Tigre Tono]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

lmao wow the blood didn't turn you off? Obviously not...

cool story bro

wait u were talkin about the kotex or actually tastin blood?

with the kotex, i didnt even know that shit was blood i just thought it smelled awful

[Curdled Milk]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

#fuckmepumps

[Fleekan]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

We bout to see @Noa tell his life story

[larry word]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

why can't i get to page two tho?

this fuck this

[Crow42]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

Na really sick
But the sickest thing I did was pulled out to a murder scene
Then went back in for the quick nut

[Fartplate]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

that sounds necrophelic as fuck bro

[nick216]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

that sounds necrophelic as fuck bro

lol

[chillin]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

One time like 4 years ago my girl changed clothes in my bathroom and she went home, I found a bra in my bathroom which I assumed to be hers and played with it while cranking down. Turns out it was my sisters. I fucked 3 girls idk how many times in one week. On of them I was just starting to date kinda, the other one I was bout to get rid of and the third was the same girl from the bra story. I used to work at a german restaurant and the owners were very fucking annoying and wouldn't take care of their rat problem so we'd send out plates we just wipes rat shit and piss off of to the owners when they ordered. It's downtown and when we go out drinking me and a couple of my buddies still piss all over the door handles and tables outside that place. Also have herpes.

[Large Gerald]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

I was living in tennesee with this girl who sucked the hell outta my dick all the time.
one of the very last times, i had diahrrea. i shit mad times before she came home, and thought i was good.
she sucks me off, and RIGHT as i'm bustin my nut, shit just STREAMS out of my ass all over her throat area/tits

u cant make this shit up

[iLLaDeLph]

Re: have u ever been a sick fuck irl??

I was living in tennesee with this girl who sucked the hell outta my dick all the time.
one of the very last times, i had diahrrea. i shit mad times before she came home, and thought i was good.
she sucks me off, and RIGHT as i'm bustin my nut, shit just STREAMS out of my ass all over her throat area/tits

u cant make this shit up

Sick fuck award goes to this guy here hands down. Congrats bro