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I imagine Fresco having a long, sorta thick,
slightly curved sausage that causes hoes &
faggots alike to wanna force it as far down
their throat as possible sans vomiting.
Crunk definitely has some fat, super thick piece
of womb shifting, uterus shredding mandingo meat. Nigga
probably makes hoes sign a disclaimer b4 he fucks them.
He got that "cover of the calendar" type dick.
Stock/Drew/Foreman got small dicks that hoes both find
amusingly worthless & enticingly playful.
Twamp/Jerz Allah got one of them Shrek looking dicks that
you'd hate to look at, but it's so fucking fat they'd use it
to rip your intestinal tract out of place and do it with
a smile on his face, so they're beautiful in a caveman
type of way.
If Temp had a dick it'd be right up there w/ Fresco &
Crunk's in terms of being visually appealing, but it
wouldn't be as anally devastating, though she'd be
a fucking demon in bed......or in the laundry room.....
wherever she caught you slipping.
Judge got a wittle-bitty-witty-ding-a-lingly. That's
the only reason I can think of for him being such a
fucking homotional faggot.
reznick doesn't have a dick, just an automated,
cybernetic genital extension equipped with heat
seeking sensors, built-in vibrator, optical fibers
in place of veins, and a special A.I. processor
that scans the pussy and locates the most
orgasmically sensitive spots in the coochie prior
to penetration.
Morgyz dick looks like Bigfoot's asshole if it was a dick.
(I didn't mention Craig cuz I'm bias towards his
glorious slab of Scottish kielbasa.)
Feel free to add your own suggestions, comment
on mine, post pics of pretty dicks (both those mentioned
and others), or just suck my dick.
Edit: No pause, extra homo on the side.
slightly curved sausage that causes hoes &
faggots alike to wanna force it as far down
their throat as possible sans vomiting.
Crunk definitely has some fat, super thick piece
of womb shifting, uterus shredding mandingo meat. Nigga
probably makes hoes sign a disclaimer b4 he fucks them.
He got that "cover of the calendar" type dick.
Stock/Drew/Foreman got small dicks that hoes both find
amusingly worthless & enticingly playful.
Twamp/Jerz Allah got one of them Shrek looking dicks that
you'd hate to look at, but it's so fucking fat they'd use it
to rip your intestinal tract out of place and do it with
a smile on his face, so they're beautiful in a caveman
type of way.
If Temp had a dick it'd be right up there w/ Fresco &
Crunk's in terms of being visually appealing, but it
wouldn't be as anally devastating, though she'd be
a fucking demon in bed......or in the laundry room.....
wherever she caught you slipping.
Judge got a wittle-bitty-witty-ding-a-lingly. That's
the only reason I can think of for him being such a
fucking homotional faggot.
reznick doesn't have a dick, just an automated,
cybernetic genital extension equipped with heat
seeking sensors, built-in vibrator, optical fibers
in place of veins, and a special A.I. processor
that scans the pussy and locates the most
orgasmically sensitive spots in the coochie prior
to penetration.
Morgyz dick looks like Bigfoot's asshole if it was a dick.
(I didn't mention Craig cuz I'm bias towards his
glorious slab of Scottish kielbasa.)
Feel free to add your own suggestions, comment
on mine, post pics of pretty dicks (both those mentioned
and others), or just suck my dick.
Edit: No pause, extra homo on the side.
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