DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

[Curdled Milk]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

Don't know wots worst this weirdo that browser worships or all yalls nut huggin said weirdo smfh

[Yukon Cornelius]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

I dunno whats worse that you're a fat bitch or that you're so god damn stupid

[Breh123]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

some of this shit is confusing as fuck to me
its like ppl who post here are starting to talk like some of these movie fucktards

can someone recap this in a short story?

brows been stalkin mast for 5 yrs now
finally finds a small slip up
spade unravels whole story
mast exposed as weirdo w. rapist tendencies
lots of women+posters from kmc come out the woodwork w/ more #proof n #fancontent

edit: his fiancee (whos actually real) now in shambles

-some kmc posters also weirdos who wanked w. him online but thats not rly important-

david now lurkin thread n his chest now #1 cause of global warmin

i think thas it

[Yukon Cornelius]

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all that plus he is the literal embodiment of the word cunt

[ytrewq]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

some of this shit is confusing as fuck to me
its like ppl who post here are starting to talk like some of these movie fucktards

can someone recap this in a short story?

brows been stalkin mast for 5 yrs now
finally finds a small slip up
spade unravels whole story
mast exposed as weirdo w. rapist tendencies
lots of women+posters from kmc come out the woodwork w/ more #proof n #fancontent

edit: his fiancee (whos actually real) now in shambles

-some kmc posters also weirdos who wanked w. him online but thats not rly important-

david now lurkin thread n his chest now #1 cause of global warmin

i think thas it

I was lookin for a short story not bullet form
repped tho

[Dmac]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

I was lookin for a short story not bullet form
repped tho

Once upon a time there was a sexual deviant named David Master who lived in London England. David enjoyed masturbating to a specific women's bra, but soon just masturbating was not enough for David. So, David began to harass young and underage women online; he would extort them so they would show pictures of bras and help him get others to show him pictures of bras, but soon this was not enough for David. David began to talk to other sexual deviants about bras and share pictures with them, while masturbating. This was still not enough for David.

One day, Spade realized that David was pretending to be someone else on the internet and posted a thread about it. Soon many people came forward exposing the weird, creepy activities that David had carried out throughout his time on various social media websites. People posted funny conversations that show David's perversions and hopefully will one day post a full body nude picture of David. Everybody was happy and the whole bus cheered.

The end.

[ytrewq]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

I was lookin for a short story not bullet form
repped tho

Once upon a time there was a sexual deviant named David Master who lived in London England. David enjoyed masturbating to a specific women's bra, but soon just masturbating was not enough for David. So, David began to harass young and underage women online; he would extort them so they would show pictures of bras and help him get others to show him pictures of bras, but soon this was not enough for David. David began to talk to other sexual deviants about bras and share pictures with them, while masturbating. This was still not enough for David.

One day, Spade realized that David was pretending to be someone else on the internet and posted a thread about it. Soon many people came forward exposing the weird, creepy activities that David had carried out throughout his time on various social media websites. People posted funny conversations that show David's perversions and hopefully will one day post a full body nude picture of David. Everybody was happy and the whole bus cheered.

The end.

:aww2:

happy endings>

[Burnin PIFF]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

Lol

[Burnin PIFF]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

Spade why don't you just go to this fucking creeps comic shop one week and call him out and record it?

[Tay-Z]

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david now lurkin thread n his chest now #1 cause of global warmin

Question #3 for Q & A with David Masters: How have you not killed yourself yet?

[proteam40]

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Spade why don't you just go to this fucking creeps comic shop one week and call him out and record it?

This would be the peak of this site's whole existence imo

[wat]

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Question number two: have you had more than four hours sleep in a single night since you fucked up your tweet to that comic book brer three weeks ago?

still crazy how the tiniest fuck up brought down this whole house of cards

would this have happened otherwise?

Quite possibly not. If it wasn't for the fact that Browser's Mast sperge meant that he actually viewed his tweets "with replies" rather than on the normal page, then this would never have happened.

[Residual Income]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

somebody would have someday stood up against Alpha Centauri

[Saint Bastard]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

Spade why don't you just go to this fucking creeps comic shop one week and call him out and record it?

That's a decent idea. Though after this thread and being outed, I imagine he gets most of his comics delivered now, and keeps his bus walking antics to a minimal.

[Residual Income]

Re: DAVID MASTERS FROM LONDON HAS SEXUALLY HARASSED VULNERABLE GIRLS ONLINE FOR YEARS

i wonder what elaborate story he's given his mom to demand a geographical relocation and also wonder how long a name change can keep him hidden tbh