"Now I'm the sole reason your honey's so tired
she went up and down the shaft taking loads like a Nova Scotian coal miner
I gave her multies, like a ghostwriter"
"You ain't gotta have no lazy sex today, but
you'll get laid to rest"
"Got a right like hockey fights, but not the type you'll catch slipping
so don't act like you're the best spitting
or you'll be making out sloppy for all that extra tongue in cheek, that's french kissing"
"Now I'mma take her first, make her squirt
throw it in her box so deep, I bet I make her burp"
"Now her eyeliner's running and I'm telling her "gag!"
and I make her take it down like the Confederate flag"
"I'm screaming "FUCK THE WORLD!" when I'm fucking your girl
I fucked up her curl, and busted more nuts than a squirrel
I was touching her pearl, then my dog ate her cat
then I dropped my kids off on her smalliver back"
"I left hickeys on her titties darker than a rare African crow
and oh baby I liked it raw I was barebacking the ho
had her waving her arms like air traffic control"
"What's your girls favorite position - rape victim?
I'll hold her down like a cartridge on a Nintendo game system"
"She get hit like Jay Cutler - Bear with no protection
the rubber gets tossed and I - shoot in her mouth and leave the Magnum at the scene like Hunter S. Thompson"
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