BEST BATTLE RAP ATTRIBUTES???

[Feral Linguist]

Re: BEST BATTLE RAP ATTRIBUTES???

Got a couple more

Bender

Big & hairy so only shivers from alcohol withdrawal
Paints opponent's mums getting buttfucked with precision
Multisyllabic assault weapons
Tolerance for Asian-Canadians

[Feral Linguist]

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Tay Roc

Infared vision allows him to see invisible bitches
Feminine intuition concerning potential nannies
Cantolope farmer
Ocelot tamer

Real fans will catch all 4 references

[jdjohnson]

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Tay Roc

Infared vision allows him to see invisible bitches
Feminine intuition concerning potential nannies
Cantolope farmer
Ocelot tamer

Real fans will catch all 4 references

YOOOOOOO.

[Feral Linguist]

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Come on yall put it in the hall of shame!!#

Km Having A SPERGY nerdgasm!!!!

[MrMumbles905]

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I will set him up with MzBlackPearl just gotta make sure everything on point.

I will kill him aswell.

How did I battle Kid Twist and then go to text battling?

Basically i never really took it serious and when KOTD started I kind of was off battling at that point so I didn't get down for years with a battle

[Feral Linguist]

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uh...what?

[Justice]

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The resurrection of a classic thread !

[Feral Linguist]

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I still can't believe suge had 'experience' as one of his

It must've actually been like Charron said, Beasley hates shotgun for eating all his pop tarts last September >_<

[Justice]

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BUMP

[Feral Linguist]

fucyea good work

[Justice]

Diz:


- Random public display of exreame mood swings
- Coke Induced Rage (Invinceabilty for 5 secs, automatically bewilders everyone in the room so they can't hear the trash you rap.)
- Barage of one syllables slurs at opponent, random dude in crowd and league owner
- Gambit Freestyle (5% chance to say something dope asf ... 95% to say something cringe. If 3 raps in a row are cringe you get auto L with the round in the building and lose the battle in the youtube comments)
- Slow mo Matrix speed sissy wrist punch flurry (Only works on people who's looking away and/or under 5'5)
- If losing 75% to summon Acktive as a last ditch effort.


Bonus attribute- "Ayo" ***(Only avilible on pre orders of DLC season 2 battle rap expansion pack for vintage model Diz)





ILLMAC:


- Hattori Hanzo Sword (Medium range AOE attack that causes lingering damnage over time to other rappers)
- "Cause you dumb" (100% Counter attack that only works on DNA)
- Ruin Your Day
- Can absorb 250% more alcohol content than other children his size
- Competitive Limbo player

[Feral Linguist]

fucyea good work

[Window Lurker]

went back and read the op and shawn dinero took a L on this one. Much props to Feral Linguist for derailing this thread. Good work

[Justice]

Math Hoffa:


- This How Brooklyn Do! (Immunity to gingerfication, realness stat raises to max for the remander of the day)
- GET OUT MY FACE SON (Chance to makes opposition flinch and turn bitch made 0.111111 % of actually working)
- Zero flow and delivery
- Ass Gobbler (The only known way to satasify Bonnie Godiva)
- Pac Juice (Bites a dead rappers lagacy on a whim)
- Smokes Newport on stage in a nervious faggy manner as a last ditch effor to recover composer (Breath control stat goes from default 2 to -5 as a penalty)

[Justice]

Bigg K


- Named after a Soda brand (A feat in and of itself)
- Kick imangiary rock emote (10% chance to downplay dope bars that are written vastly superior to his own)
- Ginger born in the hood
- Random friend dies for him to rap real shit against URL niggas
- One demensional punches that sound hard asf occasionally