pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

[Gwame]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

whos "them all" ~.^

my suggestions perhaps?

[BrowseR]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

i got two other books, let's hope this goes better


"Webster was much possessed by death"

"A throng of bearded men, in sad-coloured garments and grey steeple-crowned hats, intermixed with women, some wearing hoods, and others bareheaded, was assembled in front of a wooden edifice, the door of which was heavily timbered with oak, and studded with iron spikes."



fml

[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

the edifice is clearly ur dick

[Fresco]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

Un altro problema e' che non ha il minimo senso dell'umorismo.


"Another problem is that she doesn't have the slightest sense of humor."



so true, crude boys like to crack jokes- it part of our lineage

[Gwame]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

translation you came on her tits?

[BenjaminShanklin]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

"Awaking"

To rouse from sleep

[Fresco]

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i'm trying another book-

"You have no image to be perceived."

WTF?!! slumped @ A Course In Miracles giving me the "reading foggy" treatment on some Magic 8-Ball™ shit

[Dusty Creep]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

"police in los angeles speculated that a twenty-one-year-old man deliberately parked his car, with his girlfriend inside, on a set of train tracks as the train was approaching."

what up

[GuestOne]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

So began a two-page memo on a sticky White House problem.

[Yukon Cornelius]

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It was about this time that the pigs suddenly moved into the farmhouse and took up their residence there.



fat bitches come to papa

Animal farm?

[proteam40]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

"With Washington all he wants is the Capitol and the White House and Elvin Hayes, but Ramsay won't go for it--he hates Elvin Hayes"

Sounds accurate

[BAdams]

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I'm american and what is this

[SIN]

"he'll be whatever you want him to be," says one longtime political opponent.

awwwwww fuuuuuuuuhhhhhh

[rocky]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

"pressing the wrong button may cause loss of reception and can cause the unit to turn off"

mmmmmmm That was actually helpful female advice tbh

[Mind Taker]

Re: pick up the nearest book to you, turn to page 45

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE: This ad was created from an actual speech given by vocal Lincoln critic Clement Vallandigham.

Not sure what means.