@Squirtle's Father

[Bit G.W. Persson]

Are you a blastoise? do blastoises breed squirtles, or can only squirtles have squirtles? confirm or deny

also, do squirtles come from eggs or are they born alive squirted straight outta those Poke Balls™

[AJG]

Re: @Squirtle's Father

good question

i tew think about how pokemon have sex and breed ..waitwhaat

[TWAMP$iN]

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[cHaD PePpErS]

Re: @Squirtle's Father

ban twampsin

[TWAMP$iN]

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[proteam40]

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ban twampsin

3ch

[TWAMP$iN]

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5char

[Fresco]

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ban twampsin

yea get em the fuck outta here




btw yes confirmed i am blastoise, i father squirtles- my wifey is a vaporeon but i've been known to hit a lapras or two when my mood is right- n i catch top from Seadras all da time cuz how could i not



but yea just fyi when i do father my children they come out as squirtles, they then grow up to be teenage punks (wartortles smh, my oldest is a handful rite now always emo'in out when he gotta bring the groceries inside) and eventualyl they become big strong father figures like myself when they learn to tote the cans

[TWAMP$iN]

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yea get em the fuck outta here

[Tyler]

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dead that looks like maple