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(Warning: sort of a long Story)
so im at this house party, im approx 18 years old, prob 100-150 ppl there, most from my highschool. a bunch people including me are sitting around this fire we got outside, smoking, drinkin. I notice this one kid light up this blunt, and he looks hella young..n think to myself what the fuck is this kid like 10 years old? so im like
me: "yo can I hit that blunt?"
he passes it over
me: "how old are you bro?"
he says: "14"
im like "what the fuck really? you too young to be smokin this shit son"
and so I jack moved the blunt and passed it around to my friends n didnt give it back to him. he just sitting there staring at me, I laughed it off
20 minutes later im standin near the driveway and this young kid is standing there with this tough ass broad (she one of those hot bitchy girls that just happen to be hella tough) and pointing at me. couple minutes later she approaches me with literally 20 dudes behind her
she says: "you steal my brothers blunt?"
me: "nah I dont know what you talking about, whos your brother?"
BOOM she punches me square in the nose, surprised the shit outta me 1) cuz I didnt think she was gonna swing 2) cuz it was surprisingly strong lmao
she says: "whyd you take his weed?"
me: "seriously bitch I dont know what the fuck your talking about"
BOOM hits me again in the nose! at this point im standing there with my fists clenched waiting for the next swing so I can knock that bitch the fuck out. but damn, I was looking around behind her weighing my options and I realized all 20 dudes were waiting for me to throw a punch back so they could jump me. I then realized I was fucked. she hit me once more before a group of my friends started breaking shit up, shit started to get real crazy I knew all those dudes wanted to fuck me up bad
no joke I dipped the fuck outta there faster than when drewthemoose approached me, during the commotion I slipped out off the property n called my homie to come pick me up
she got hers tho, me and some ppl ended up fucking her brother up really badly a few years later (verry FUCKED up story ill save for another time) and one of my girls actually had her come up and apologize to me (even tho I stole her brothers weed lol)
Anyone else ever get their ass whooped by a girl? or just me?
(Warning: sort of a long Story)
so im at this house party, im approx 18 years old, prob 100-150 ppl there, most from my highschool. a bunch people including me are sitting around this fire we got outside, smoking, drinkin. I notice this one kid light up this blunt, and he looks hella young..n think to myself what the fuck is this kid like 10 years old? so im like
me: "yo can I hit that blunt?"
he passes it over
me: "how old are you bro?"
he says: "14"
im like "what the fuck really? you too young to be smokin this shit son"
and so I jack moved the blunt and passed it around to my friends n didnt give it back to him. he just sitting there staring at me, I laughed it off
20 minutes later im standin near the driveway and this young kid is standing there with this tough ass broad (she one of those hot bitchy girls that just happen to be hella tough) and pointing at me. couple minutes later she approaches me with literally 20 dudes behind her
she says: "you steal my brothers blunt?"
me: "nah I dont know what you talking about, whos your brother?"
BOOM she punches me square in the nose, surprised the shit outta me 1) cuz I didnt think she was gonna swing 2) cuz it was surprisingly strong lmao
she says: "whyd you take his weed?"
me: "seriously bitch I dont know what the fuck your talking about"
BOOM hits me again in the nose! at this point im standing there with my fists clenched waiting for the next swing so I can knock that bitch the fuck out. but damn, I was looking around behind her weighing my options and I realized all 20 dudes were waiting for me to throw a punch back so they could jump me. I then realized I was fucked. she hit me once more before a group of my friends started breaking shit up, shit started to get real crazy I knew all those dudes wanted to fuck me up bad
no joke I dipped the fuck outta there faster than when drewthemoose approached me, during the commotion I slipped out off the property n called my homie to come pick me up
she got hers tho, me and some ppl ended up fucking her brother up really badly a few years later (verry FUCKED up story ill save for another time) and one of my girls actually had her come up and apologize to me (even tho I stole her brothers weed lol)
Anyone else ever get their ass whooped by a girl? or just me?
shouldnt have done that...... So she slapped me lml, she wasnt really mad tho but she hit me hard, but i deserved it.......
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