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Aight so i'm drunk as fuck right now. Last night, a guy comes to me at the bar saying his friend thinks I'm cute. She's pretty cute, chat her up a bit and get her some drinks and my friend comes up outta nowhere. This chick realizes that they both know each other from high school and then they have a cutesy flashback talking about their grade school times and shit. I excuse myself to go pee. When I come back, I ask my friend where the chick was and he says she bounced. He's smashed, and I asked him what her full name was so I can FB her and he's acting like I have no idea who I'm talking about. Essentially this faggot is cock blocking me because she's into me and not him. I'm trying my hardest to remember what her name is, but I'm drawing a blank and I can't remember it to save my life right now. He keeps giving me the wrong name on purpose. fucking faggot I was gonna call her to see if she was goin out again tonight but it looks like I can't anymore.
And now tonight, I start dancing on a chick and she's LOVING it. I'm feeling her and she's thanking me for making her night awesome. I got her first name and I watch her add me on facebook on her phone so we can hang out again. Only thing is that her FB is in french so I have no idea what she's doing. I Swear I watch her click on my name and friend request, but it was in french so I couldn't tell. She runs off with her friends to take her home and I get home and there's no new friend requests>
FUCKKKKKKKK
And I just broke up with my girlfriend today to and I thought a rebound was in the bag for me.
I'm going to LA tomorrow. Fuck it. Fuck them.
And now tonight, I start dancing on a chick and she's LOVING it. I'm feeling her and she's thanking me for making her night awesome. I got her first name and I watch her add me on facebook on her phone so we can hang out again. Only thing is that her FB is in french so I have no idea what she's doing. I Swear I watch her click on my name and friend request, but it was in french so I couldn't tell. She runs off with her friends to take her home and I get home and there's no new friend requests>
FUCKKKKKKKK
And I just broke up with my girlfriend today to and I thought a rebound was in the bag for me.
I'm going to LA tomorrow. Fuck it. Fuck them.
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