Lets Talk How Good Of A Dancer Ddoc Is

[Louis 3k]

Scene: You're in the club/house party/function/lad's house dancing. Its about 60% gals and 40% gentleman. You're dancing with a gal and it gets super hot so you stop dancing for a bit and start walking through the body motions of adolescents, rascals, rebels and out the corner of ya eye you see a guy dancing. This guy is dancing with absolutely nobody but himself, while the other guys are tryna rub their bones next to some butts like a person tryna light up a cigarette with a completely eaten chicken leg this guy is in his own world. His world has no gal, no gentleman, no cool, no weird, no confidence, no depression, just him and the music. And he is in complete concentration, everybody else tryna get that bone or butt rubbed, this man has come to put on a show. Not any old show, a dancing show. Pop locking, krumping tutting, that show, breakdancing, running man, stanky leg, that show. You know that guy? thats me.

any questions?

[NO SIR E]

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If i'm not grindin on a drunk white girl, I'm cookin' by myself on the floor. That's my only dance move.
Jersey bitches don't know about that chef shit, so I teach em

[StabYourself]

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Mmmmmmmmmm

[Jerz]

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cotton candy laced in gold stack that money sushi roll bottles up feelin throwed VIP overload

[cHaD PePpErS]

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Girl: Hey I just saw a shooting star!

Crunk Ghost: No, that wasn't a shooting star...

Girl: Huh? Well what was it?

Crunk Ghost: [looking pensively toward the horizon] That... that was Ddoc.

[Bobby]

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cotton candy laced in gold stack that money sushi roll bottles up feelin throwed VIP overload

[Bit G.W. Persson]

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i got that fistpumping swag on lock

fuck tryna be all on some chick on a dancefloor

[Wuuuuuu]

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i aint shoulder leanin,i aint snappin and poppin,
either im bobbin my head or im just standin there watchin

[rocky]

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[rocky]

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@reznik

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[rocky]

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nevermind I can't embed it b. its too hard.

[Louis 3k]

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Girl: Hey I just saw a shooting star!

Crunk Ghost: No, that wasn't a shooting star...

Girl: Huh? Well what was it?

Crunk Ghost: [looking pensively toward the horizon] That... that was Ddoc.

deaaaaaaaaaaad

[Trilliam Cakespeare]

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Let's talk about you having the rhythm of a comatose
crackhead and me completely shitting on your dancing.

[Trilliam Cakespeare]

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When I go out I don't dance I just pull up my pants and,
do the rockaway, then lean back, lean back, lean back,
lean back.

Hell, if I'm in a good mode I might l let rain, and bring
it back. You know, on some chicken noodle soup w/
a beverage on the side type shit.

Some niggaz step in the name of love, but they some
hoe ass niggaz. I'm more the type to teach a bitch
how to dougie, but if you hear me getting my eagle
on it cuz I popped out that Dezi & started dumping.

I shake a mean laffy taffy, though...no homo.

[larry word]

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ddoc teach me how to dougie