FML and Dead IRL

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    aiighht so this girl texts me and says, "yo you wanna grab a drink?"

    I say "cool Im down. Im working on my second".

    She replies, "hahaha, Im on my third"


    I reply "FML"

    she replies "huh?"



    Then i reply "LML.....FuckMy Legz"




    be back later with juicy deets

  • #2
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    so she got confused at the FML?


    its usually the LML does does the confusing

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    • #3
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      LOOOOL






      So guys, how do you talk to girls? hehehehehehe :/

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      • #4
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        im gonna yell out as soon as i get to the bar


        "Ill be in the back suckin swave's dick TEAM HOMI"

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        • #5
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          hahaaha... lemme know how the leg fuckin goes..hahaah
          Sincerely,
          Paragraphs Vega

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          • #6
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            lmaoooooooooooo
            REZNICKREZNICKREZNICKREZNICK
            REZNICKREZNICKREZNICKREZNICK
            REZNICKREZNICKREZNICKREZNICK

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            • #7
              Looool what was stacks thinkin?

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              • #8
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                Originally posted by reznick View Post
                Looool what was stacks thinkin?
                prolly the same thing as monica lewinsky...."this nigga so powerful that if i suck his dick, Ill be rich....TEAM HOMI"

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                • #9
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                  i was gna start a thread like this because i was chillin wit some people and actually started to say "dead at.." then realized hw much of a lame i am n stoppd.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by KiNeTiC1 View Post
                    i was gna start a thread like this because i was chillin wit some people and actually started to say "dead at.." then realized hw much of a lame i am n stoppd.
                    i started doing this shit as well. then i had to take a step back and realise it was real life and thats embarassing as fuck.
                    Originally posted by Fleekan
                    @Lizman

                    do you get a lot of pussy?

                    cuz i do

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                    • #11
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                      LML and smackin bunz is pretty much guaranteed to get you laid

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                      • #12
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                        gimme the juicy deets did u ditch her for bf3 [MENTION=2891]Morgzy[/MENTION]

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                        • #13
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                          you should take a drink n pretend like ur choking then be like


                          haha syke i got no gag reflex
                          Easy

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Morgzy View Post
                            im gonna yell out as soon as i get to the bar


                            "Ill be in the back suckin swave's dick TEAM HOMI"
                            Hahahahaha please do this


                            Dallas Home Buyer

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                            • #15
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                              ive started to use flummoxed when im texting
                              i cant believe paul walker died

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