Don't You Hate When...

[LouLou]

You peel a banana n u get those stringy things nh

You go to a fast food joint n say "no ketchup plz" and they respond by asking " no onion? no cheese? no bacon?" and anything else thats on what youre ordering..fkin hell all i said was no ketchup

You go to the highway section on a random forum and a bunch of guys are complaining that there are just too many titty n ass avis when theres actually only about 6

You make a gay thread

You get hit with that "i need to tell u somethin" and then it turns out to be about some dumb shit

You finally find the right music to have sex to but finish after the first song

Follow theme

[Sauce]

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You start to masturbate and your dog/cat is in the room and they're just staring at you but you don't stop cause you already got a boner so you just end up yankin ur dick with it just lookin at you

[MachineGunFunk]

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you date a squirter and you gotta wash your bedsheet every fucking time she comes over.

[Sabrina the Teenage Snitch]

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yeah lol hate that

[MachineGunFunk]

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You peel a banana n u get those stringy things nh

btw, i heard if you dry those stringy things and smoke it, you get high.

[LouLou]

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how do ppl figure that type of shit out? fk

[free2rhyme]

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...you try to think of something that you hate but you can't

[LouLou]

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ur on a cramped ass bus standing in front of an old lady and someone pushes u and u accidentally step on her foot. Then she mean mugs u. Then someone else passes by and pushes u n u step on her foot again. She mean mugs u even harder n stomps on ur foot while smiling

[bilbow]

You peel a banana n u get those stringy things nh

btw, i heard if you dry those stringy things and smoke it, you get high.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...s-get-you-high

[SNO ROGAN]

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You peel a banana n u get those stringy things nh

btw, i heard if you dry those stringy things and smoke it, you get high.

some spike show proved this to be false

[SNO ROGAN]

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dont you hate when you have an amazing time atta party or bar pick up a hoe get her home to smash and she says she going to the bathroom where she passes out puking next to the toilet

[rocky]

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dont you hate when you have an amazing time atta party or bar pick up a hoe get her home to smash and she says she going to the bathroom where she passes out puking next to the toilet

Don't u hate it after u face fuck her passed out, that ur cock smells like vomit?

[SNO ROGAN]

dont you hate when you have an amazing time atta party or bar pick up a hoe get her home to smash and she says she going to the bathroom where she passes out puking next to the toilet

Don't u hate it after u face fuck her passed out, that ur cock smells like vomit?

Ye but the extra saliva and vomit in her mouth feel good while your smashing

[rocky]

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dont you hate when you have an amazing time atta party or bar pick up a hoe get her home to smash and she says she going to the bathroom where she passes out puking next to the toilet

Don't u hate it after u face fuck her passed out, that ur cock smells like vomit?

Ye but the extra saliva and vomit in her mouth feel good while your smashing

Don't u hate while smashing her fainted body, u get the feeling of wanting to take a shit since you've been standing in the bathroom so long?

[Just Chris]

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Don't you hate having blunt wraps but no weed?

Don't you hate when your sleeping in and someone bangs on your door like 5-0 you hop
up thinking naw all those warrants are out of state then it turns out to be jehova witness?

Don't you hate the clean up part after masturbation?

Don't you hate when you puke after drinking too much?

Don't you hate when the blunt becomes a roach?

Yeah petty shit pisses me off also Lou Lou!