Holy Fuck! I almost just stepped on an alligator

[Nick]

That I thought was a log



I'll be hosting a Q&A next week where you can ask me anything about what happened.


For now we hope the media can respect our families privacy as we recover from the trauma. Thank you

[Louis 3k]

Re: Holy Fuck! I almost just stepped on an alligator

mmmmmmmmmmm

i suggest fighting it to the death

[Chaunce]

Re: Holy Fuck! I almost just stepped on an alligator

I almost did that to a snake once if it wasnt for it moving its tail i would of stepped right on it, i beat it to death with a log and a metal dachshund shoe cleaner we keep at the front door.

Pics=it happened

[John Doe]

Re: Holy Fuck! I almost just stepped on an alligator

y u did that?

[Chaunce]

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snake was reppin blood, i dont play dat ish, i showed him was really good, nah-mean

[stock]

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call me exploding muffin dad the way my dough pops

[John Doe]

Re: Holy Fuck! I almost just stepped on an alligator

call Chauce a asshole the way he brutally kills a snake with a metal shoe cleaner for no apparent reason

[Timmy]

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My shots will have you seeing spirits like you at the liquor store

[Nick]

wtf is a metal shoe cleaner

[stock]

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you might think i was a bartender giving out flaming alcohol...the way i serve these hot shots

[Timmy]

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I honestly hate doritos

Yew kno my chedda tippin like a wobbly plate of cheetos

[stock]

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My crew lock and load heat, blow so much weed you might die of OD,
lowkey, we hiding from po-lice, snipers armed, its war and no peace

[Chaunce]

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Its like 25 pounds too.

And fuck off.

1. Decreasing the surplus population (especially around my house)
2. Its poisonous and i have pets that stay around the house.
3. If it wanted to stay alive it should of stayed at my pond

[Temperanza]

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wtf is a metal shoe cleaner

Thats that McDonalds lead pipe shit, you don't want none, TBT.

[John Doe]

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wait a sec wtf is TBT