Whats The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

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  • Whats The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

    aight so my day started like any other day. Took the bus to school, ate breakfast, said hello to my lads, talked about the last episode of all that, waited for the bell to ring to go to class, ya know, regular shit.

    So the bell goes off for ppl to go to their classes, i tell my lads ill see em at lunch, im bout to get this education money. So all the kids settle in to class, try to get ready early so the teacher could compliment them, you know how kids do.


    BLAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! teacher goes partner up kids, the ugliest girl in the class comes up to me and asks me if id be her partner, ima nice kid, i said sure no problemo

    I forgot what we were doin and what for but anywho we had to sitdown and open our legs, whatever, lil kid shit. then the ugly bitch scoots her kid pussy to my kid dick.

    i said okkkkkkkkkkk, two can play that game ugly girl, so we dry humped against each other and nobody could tell cuz we were behind the book case


    BOW TO ME BITCHES!!!!!!!

    tldr: i was fuckin at an earlier age than big l
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    can I be one of your lads nh



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    • #3
      Re: Whats The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

      Originally posted by Jinks View Post
      can I be one of your lads nh
      of cawse
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          http://i.imgur.com/Y62QXcu.png
          "An environment... perfect for a hustle. But many people are distracted by the puzzle."

          Originally posted by Rich Homie Chaunce
          A certain mexican slut who wont be named has decided to fake the funk and lie to his internet friends for like the 10th time in recent months and turned his back on the league.

          [MENTION=4289]Buff Freedom[/MENTION] plz respond u goofy bitch why u do this?!?!

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          • #6
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            sorry im a virgin

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              bout to duck this thread like whoa
              Originally posted by Notsure
              [MENTION=20846]BigZero![/MENTION] meet me in copenhagen in 2 hours I will beat the retard out of u outside Caf� Norden

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                Originally posted by Midas View Post
                sorry im a virgin
                me tew i make spiritual love to the lord @ church tho
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                • #9
                  Re: Whats The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

                  best sex i ever had was with a girl tbh
                  http://i.imgur.com/Y62QXcu.png
                  "An environment... perfect for a hustle. But many people are distracted by the puzzle."

                  Originally posted by Rich Homie Chaunce
                  A certain mexican slut who wont be named has decided to fake the funk and lie to his internet friends for like the 10th time in recent months and turned his back on the league.

                  [MENTION=4289]Buff Freedom[/MENTION] plz respond u goofy bitch why u do this?!?!

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                  • #10
                    I actually had a similar situation to OP but it wasn't an ugly girl and I didn't fuck.

                    In 2nd grade sometimes if kids were good we got to go read in the dog house that we had in the classroom. There was 2 dog houses and sometimes the teacher brought a dog and one day I got to read next to the dog. Some fuckin kid named august goebel told on me for playing with the dogs balls and I got banned from reading there for a while or some shit.
                    Come on you beautiful fucking Spurs! #COYS

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                      Re: Whats The Best Sex You've Ever Had?

                      Originally posted by SexScene View Post
                      I actually had a similar situation to OP but it wasn't an ugly girl and I didn't fuck.

                      In 2nd grade sometimes if kids were good we got to go read in the dog house that we had in the classroom. There was 2 dog houses and sometimes the teacher brought a dog and one day I got to read next to the dog. Some fuckin kid named august goebel told on me for playing with the dogs balls and I got banned from reading there for a while or some shit.
                      dayum nigga. glad you got the confidence to get that off ya chest
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                      • #12
                        prob a few weeccs ago when I fucced this girl I'm seein for like 3 hours

                        I thought that ccinda shit was a myth before that I had no idea I was capable of such chicanery

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                        • #13
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                          never had sex does it feel good?
                          http://i.imgur.com/QX2zc.jpg
                          This video is hilarious and I'm 14 I like dick too. I like big dicks too . But when you see it in porn it's like how the hell is that going all the way up his ass . I wonder if it will ever go somewhere it's not supposed too.

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                            Originally posted by isick303
                            im still sore from the best sex i ever had











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                            ...
                            im talking about soreness in my legs
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                            • #15
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                              i'm saving myself for marriage
                              HOETBVA

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