Newbie wit da uzi

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

being old no excuse for saying "totes" though bro smh.

[Slime Ooze]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

lmao. I've heard plenty of people say tote, same shit as carry, not quite as generic tho.

Nice to see someone older than I for a change.

[mdmunk]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYzIgeVUV68"]KRS One - Tote Gunz - YouTube[/ame]

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

am i fucking getting jumped in here??

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

[MENTION=30441]18[/MENTION] temporary truce so you can help me out in here? i dont got goons in the main stage like that bro come save me.

[Slime Ooze]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

Haha, I ain't jumpin nobody. But it is quite funny.

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

<does a dazzling display of skill by rapidly wrapping two sets of nunchucks around torso at different angles for a good 45 seconds>

[Slime Ooze]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

who knew bruce bruce tied his breadsticks together with licorice?

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

[Slime Ooze]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

That's caused by overeating.

[Justice]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

And I kinda hope you still have those bars, Just. I ain't save em. lmao.

Yeah i still got what you sent lol

[Mangeybars]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

Not another highschool shooter, this loser
named him self little Uzi?
I bet your mum calls you squirt and your mates call you nurf ,Heads buckled and curved.
A useless neuscence fuck your 2 cent contributions ,
I'd replace you with Death row inmates to see your execution.
Little Virgin bet you got touched In the Sermon,
By every single priest in every single church,
Little vermin bet your weren't even nervous probably
Was on purpose.
You and your Uzi keep the fuck away from the jacuuzi ,
Or cop a bruising that'll leave you bloody n woozy.
Your the type of fat cunt who uses two seats on a plane,
And the complains that the airline didn't provide a
large enough main.
Man boobs so big they protrude and swell with fluid
Causing violent bruising.
Look all I'm tryna say is your a loser , you probably
watch highschool massacres on repeat for you own
amusement.
I can't proov it but I reckon you watch massacres with a bottle full
Lube to jack off over the abuse
While the shooters boosting students , your rubbing it hundreds
you fit the tell tale profile of a highschool shooter,
Bet ya made your own version of highschool musical always the massacre edition. You sick twisted villain

[18]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

what is this

[18]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

how do you work this thing

[Miami]

Re: Newbie wit da uzi

<hands 18 instruction manual>