New to the forum, not to the game.

[MaxHawthorne]

Hey, what up. My name is Max, and I've been spitting for a long time, and thought I'd see what kinda battles this site has to offer. If anybody wants to battle, I'm always game. Step up if you feel lucky.

[Robin Williams]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

I'll clap ya kids like a game of patty cake mfer

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

16 bars then?

[Robin Williams]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

you first

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Step to me Skeletor and find ya bones turned less than lovely,
I show up to battle fresh dressed in the flesh and all these bitches love me,
Step up to me in a gun fight, ill bring the BARS, you try bringing the clips
I See your picture says KOTD, whats that, king of the dicks?
cause when i step up to the gauntlet my words will haunt you like a poltergeist,
so take ya time in this rebuttal, i hear little hoes are into older guys,
my bars couldn't fit in cars, yours are apropos to folder size
if you had a magnet you couldn't polarize my flow as cold as polar ice,
cause i never duck a battle you cluck and babble get fucked when we grapple,
i couldn't get pulled back down to earth if you chucked me like an apple
Ill straight dismantle this asinine Frankenstein take ya time i can tell that this fellas a goon,
and this isn't Zelda ya cant try to force your way to my level if you fucking rappelled from the moon,
try to keep up with my lyrics you'll never remember them or keep them correct in ya head,
i came to this battle to fuck with a bitch but he got an erection instead,
you're already just bones quit playing ill only ever be impressed when ya dead
that's Max to you, my name ends with an X, while your ex just ends up in my bed.

[King Kurbz]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

His bars couldn't fit in cars

Skeletor fucked up now

[jdjohnson]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Skeletor died.

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Shit, I got so bored waiting for you i thought id wade into a second verse,
This will make two verses I murdered you on, best have a second hearse,
im a clock, watch me tick when i talk, cause ever second hurts,
i guess you are feeling lucky but id have to hear your session first,
he's just staring at his screen, so i guess he's scared,
you couldnt step to me if you were Fred Astaire,
almost 5k posts, so i guess the cred is there,
but I always deliver dough, i got bread to spare,
thats what ya get thinking you can spin fast on the newbie,
sucking harder than twins on a fat set a boobies,
its clear to see that between you and me im the winner dude,
ive had time to go and jerk off twice during this interlude,
ya throat is choking on this dick i guess thats why your chin is blue,
this little bitch can go ahead and blow me like an inter-tube
be it an hour or a day dull, you get shit on by the teacher
and by the power of greyskull you can sit back in the bleachers.

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Fuck it i guess, anyone else wanna battle?

[jdjohnson]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Lmao

Goddamn
[MENTION=28458]Skeletor[/MENTION] wtf

[Robin Williams]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

I go to leave for a few minutes and this dude already has JD porter harassing me. Give me a second I'll write 32 or 16 bars whatever u did

[Big looney]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

His bars couldn't fit in cars

Skeletor fucked up now

Haymaker of the year??

[King Kurbz]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

Let's get it popping, Max,
...
...As if, Tard;...
I got'chur Casket Marked,
I'm a diamond in the rough,
...You can Ask Jaffar...
C4 to your Door; I ain't Blasting Arms
...Credit's in my Interest...
So I'm taking Max Out with a Plastic Charge!!
Fuck wherever he think those Stares Gettin'em,
...Fold your hands...
Then say your Prayers In'ta Them
How's your name Max?
Sounds like your entire life you've been giving the Bare Minimum
...I ain't ever caught Air'wind of'em...
But now he getting freshness in his face
...I'm Airwicking'em!...
Easy Enough,
I like your enthusiasm...
Try Keeping it Up,
But play tough with me,
...Must be Coffee that you Love...
Cuz I'll cause mourning with Maxwell's House
when I wake'em up & dump some Beans in his Mug!!

[Big looney]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

hey max ya tracks are wack, ya raps are crap
just a waste of wax
to record em ya boring, ya shit left me snoring
pouring gasoline on ya cd's i burn em
ya just a scum, waste of ya dad's cum
ill take ya mum n stick a plum in her bum
for fun
i got bars that fit inside cars
and hands that fit all up in yo mamma's bras
you ain't mighty max, you touch dude's ballsacks
ill make ya collapse cos u aint jack!!!

[King Kurbz]

Re: New to the forum, not to the game.

hey max ya tracks are wack, ya raps are crap
just a waste of wax
to record em ya boring, ya shit left me snoring
pouring gasoline on ya cd's i burn em
ya just a scum, waste of ya dad's cum
ill take ya mum n stick a plum in her bum
for fun
i got bars that fit inside cars
and hands that fit all up in yo mamma's bras
you ain't mighty max, you touch dude's ballsacks
ill make ya collapse cos u aint jack!!!

TALK THAT SHIT