ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

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  • ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

    awww snap here we go:

    You’re mental and have grown in institutions /
    My men tall and are growin instant two shins /
    Acts obscene and he drools, why we thought you were a manic! /
    Magazines with the tools, I read Popular Mechanics /
    Ok
    The rhymes you’re forming beat Browser’s, thought it ended Turtle’s plans /
    He was “sporting green trousers” - ‘Mock is in’ his purple pants



    /

    This Norm man rock? Well, go draw pictures and paint faggot /
    He’s in the ward so no surprise bro saw Bender’s and straight jacked it /

    Rest in PEACE HIM u don’t GO HARD ur a SICK-O who just SEEMS TOUGH you like sea-men with the coast guard and your ‘men owe’ when the sea’s rough we can’t be friends since I’m Bo-gart cus my shit’s cold and your scene sucks and the rea-son ur my co-star’s cus ur ‘skits owe’ and I’m gen-ius see the se-quins on me glow sharp in the lim-o I got tea-cups in ur re-gion ur a blow-hard I got bim-bos in adi-das had a three-some took off both garbs they were nym-phos who had D-cups fed em d then since ur hoe large now her ‘hip owe’ since she ‘feet us’

    /

    When I see him in his go-cart with the tint low I am speech-less ur a heathen I am Moz-art ur a kid-do into piz-zas u are beat-en check the flow-chart when the clip load with the pie-ces and I bleed skin it don’t go Mars because it go intra ‘ven-ous’ I’m a de-mon when we both spar you just tip-toe it’s ur weak-ness put a le-sion on ur broke heart ur in lim-bo and my knee’s tough I’ma beat him with a crow-bar break the win-dow in his Pri-us I’ll put E N to the O.R. that’s my M.O. because we US


    ENORMUS:

    SO Choppa PM me saying WRITE YA RHYMES ITS THE LAST DAY
    My reply FUCK YA LIFE NIGGA THATS GAY
    I THough you said the 16th (no homo)
    But it's the 13th and I got MOck Turtle so its time to let the chrome blow
    Mock Turtle? I'm bout to block turtle, actually on 2nd thot you could get the cock turtle
    You ain't advancin in this tourny im solid as a rock turtle (yes homo)
    For this turtle guy i dunno what to say he's fuckin gay
    How many line am i at 8 nice im almost done thats o fuckin k
    FOr thesee last 2 bars bitch? Imma slap you hard kid
    Aint got no punchlines cuz this fkin tourny is rig and the fkin finals are always the same
    25
    Mock Turtle
    64.00%
    16
    Enormus
    36.00%
    9

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

    MOCK!
    URL!
    http://images.complex.com/complex/im...wr1sxarjsp.gif

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    • #3
      Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

      mock 9 lines over so he loses 9 votes

      i vote mock tho his last few lines was insane

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      • #4
        Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

        wtf dont vote for me i cant handle the pressure of these deadlines

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        • #5
          Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

          wow mock now longest multi world record holder, congrats!

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          • #6
            Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

            is sitting on a trampoline with your pants tucked into your moccasins the ultimate freedom? i say yes

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            • #7
              Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

              God damn hol up

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              • #8
                Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                reading yal shit is like pulling teeth
                Originally posted by Wreckless
                I would have rather been black than an orphan
                https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/i...ams_design.png

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                • #9
                  Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                  mock soft ass righting jingles n shit foh with that fixed syllable count shit nerd
                  Originally posted by Wreckless
                  I would have rather been black than an orphan
                  https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/i...ams_design.png

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                  • #10
                    Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                    somehow lines like "you could can get the cock, turtle" was less gay than mock shit so vote to norm
                    Originally posted by Wreckless
                    I would have rather been black than an orphan
                    https://image.spreadshirtmedia.com/i...ams_design.png

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                    • #11
                      Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                      Voted for Normand cause he voted for Mock.
                      Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

                      Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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                      • #12
                        Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                        i just spit mocks verse to my dad and he gave me 20$

                        so mock wins

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                        • #13
                          Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                          Voted enormus despite him being a fag and voting for Matt against me

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                          • #14
                            Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                            Originally posted by Roddy View Post
                            mock soft ass righting jingles n shit foh with that fixed syllable count shit nerd
                            watch your tone bruh

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                            • #15
                              Re: ROUND 2: MOCK TURTLE vs ENORMUS

                              nobody can walk a mile in the shoes that mock is in iirc

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