Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

[Robin Williams]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

You like juice rhymes with Moulin Rouge
like my mind rhymes with bird eye view
and you with the dirt under my shoes

Yo

I realize I'm killing guys like eating fries
with a pizzaslice thrown in between your eyes
cause your cheap ass be at a wedding collecting rice

Yo

I'm nice like a knife fight
where you get sliced twice
for claiming Pac lyfe

What?

Fuck it, shout out to Big L, the MVP
the Most Valuable Poet on the MIC
but step to me and lose your head like MIB

Check it

I got more styles than fucking Asgor Jorn painting
fucking up more lifes eveyday than hardcore banking
while I'm laid back on the side like sport sailing

Yep

Giving you a larger picture like Carl Sagan
half man half amazing like formula 1 racing
when the body and the shot is conflating

You fucking idiot you didn't carry the scheme, so I'm gone skating.

in that pussy so much im a hermit g, Stalk her.

My cat will piss on your daughter, permanently mark her.

I fucking @Drew on this bitch, permanent marker.

im not keeping it going cuz u suck

[Lyeka]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

I aim and it's snap, shot, click click like Peter Parker/
You so delusional you swing at nothing like a professional LARPer/
Get to the medic lab, I'm checkin' cats like a vet in slacks/
I let it flash and ya'll forget who you are like Men in Black/
Ya' schemes sound like down syndrome poetry/
If you had a track, guns sounds wound be cows, chickens, goats and sheep/
Fuck that I'ma go to sleep/
Check it, I'm the nicest in this sub-forum, I do the most for 'em/
You won't get bodied until you finally see my shit, that's post-mortem/
You not an AKC, you're a mix breed, I don't fuck with mutts/
And you won't be above my bars 'till you can get ya' muscle up/
Talkin' about cat piss? What the fuck is that shit?/
Next you'll be sayin' "My trampoline will make 'em backflip"/
You the type to sniff permanent marker on the daily, shit's crazy/
Your excuse is, "I snort glue sticks just to keep my shit wavy/
You're useless, stupid, don't know what you on the "stage 4" like "Patrick Swayze"/

[Dr. Ache]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

word out this kid ink oranges for the agents n cop flagrants
when them pockets get short we pick fleas off vagrants
the weight above holds no checks these lobos wrecked
thinkin this aint dog eat dog get you a trip to Vick's vet
I got a sick head and a slick dick head tight slits stick
like the shift in a 9-6 vette with a stock throttle kit

deserve no more

[mdmunk]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

I'll take a shit and you'll honor it
five times a day on some muslim shit
pick it up like a phone and talk with it
swallow it slow like cho-co-late
watching Ghost while you sob and shit
as I'm phoning the mothership
taking off like a rocket ship
like Plato with his fucking fist
and the index finger on it lit
on Raphaels portrait shit
this ain't even a place I oughtta sit
like E.T. when he cough and shit
I'm the opposite of your awful shit
like KRS one that spits
that hardcore raw but subtle shit
you can't ignore me like politics
or them tics like chicks sucking dick
my brain's colorful like that Hubble flick
cause if you CAT-scanned that fucking bitch
it would seem dark as shit
for the first four months till the light had hit
I'm the brightest kid
with Saurons eye and the eye of Ra in my eye sockets
got your bitch in a chain like Jabba the Hut and shit
letting you have her like sportsmanship
talk about my mom I'm quick
to cut off the heads of all the kids
women and men in your camp on some Anakin Skywalker shit
I'm about to wrap it up and shit
on your lawn with it
in your palm
smearing it on you cause you love my shit
and you'll never wash your hands like Pontius did
I'm concious
spitting that college course you quit
while your boss keeps an eye on you like blob from Monsters Inc
I'm the most marvelous Darwinist
meditating Amish technologist
up against a herd of zombies and New World Order apologists
that don't know the West has fallen long ago like the Roman did
but fuck this shit
y'all are stuck if you ain't hop on a scholarship
it's all a circus act and I laugh whenever the Roy's get hit
I'm poisonous like roids and shit
and I could keep on with this
forever but whatever why spoil the shit
your life's over like Adam Sandler when the boy hit Click

[Robin Williams]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

you tried to rhyme shit like 14 times, maybe take some poetry classes, learn some English language arts before trying to write.

[mdmunk]

Re: Pick up The Rhyme Scheme

Never took an English language art class
And this is my second language smart ass*
But I guess you never had a nice dad
To tell you how to pass by rhymes fast
And not to use sandpaper when you wipe ass*

* Usually when all syllables rhyme, the lazyness of not rhyming certain words are accepted. URL and the whole REACH community does nothing but rhyme the same shit with no creativity or richness of ideas and actual hip hop spirited style. Momma always said "whack MC's is as whack MC's does" though. Can't front, won't front, smoking Mad Izm ...

Take off those tight ass panties though.

Jeez...