ROUND 3: MOCK TURTLE vs SPADECOOLEY

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  • ROUND 3: MOCK TURTLE vs SPADECOOLEY

    Mock:

    Yo this shit is 12 lines so slow this whole first down!

    Our first battle was neck and neck – sike, I’ve never seen a bigger loss
    So if he beats me now we’re still tied, it really doesn’t matter if he Windsor knot
    Can’t find a bitch though Spade’s a suitor, he doesn’t have the “bits” to spray the Ruger
    I’m from the U.S. so my “piece stays clipped” but here’s a ‘snip’pet - Spade’s is neutered (nh)
    Mock in a tussle? If push comes to shovel (shove he’ll) get dropped in the scuffle
    Now watch Spade get “decked” and then lost in the “shuffle”
    If he thinks he’s beating me this cat a moran (catamaran). That ship has sailed, you missed the boat
    The joke is that you exposed the mast, but that you still can’t rig the pole!
    I knew I wood handle Spade – the way I phrase this stuff will make him blush
    When he looked at my “hand” and saw the four-“fifth, Spade’s” face was “flushed”
    This case is shut, and it’s a casket. Someone go PICK HIS BOUQUET
    ‘Cause when this semi tear he’s (cemetery) FINISHED SO SPADE can go DIG HIS OWN GRAVE!



    Spade:

    Last year you beat a killer who wasn't prepared, you're the board's Buster Douglas
    So I gotta play Holyfield here, leave this wuss concuss, shit, crushed ear bust lips
    My dogs triumphant, you're a good battler FOR ME TO POOP ON, the grey mustard
    And I keep an axe in the car boot so I can "bury the hatchet" just like Uncle Buck did.
    You ain't got gunplay, you got wordplay, I can put you in grave danger with weaponry
    I get my kicks with a hand on my maggie's butt like James Spader in "Secretary".
    Get it? Gyllenhaal? Fuck it, I'm killing y'all, Columbine ish with killers in the dinner hall
    If rounds go over heads I'll keep firing until I make the fucking ceiling fall.
    Rich boys try and tackle me? Eton Wall, fuck that curb stomp, they're "eatin' wall".
    Shoot at your spine, my gun turns animals into vegetables, I call it a "mineral".
    This is just a Mock examination, if he ain't put real work in I'll make him show real working
    And if he backs out? Just another bitch move by Turtle, like April O'Neil twerking.
    25
    Mock
    60.00%
    15
    Spade
    40.00%
    10

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

    Lets fucking goooo dayum both came correct need to re read spades las line mite edge it not sure yet
    Originally posted by Deja
    gay ppl plz rally for weed we need u
    It's like I was playing mortal kombat on Sega genisis

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    • #3
      Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

      Whooaoaaaa closest clash yet..

      but my textual integrity has me leaning toward Mock this time tbh

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      • #4
        Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

        spade w/ the gay ass body fuck my soddy irish shillelagh me lightly accentuates

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        • #5
          Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

          Burying The Hatchet PART 1 - YouTube
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          • #6
            Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

            holy fuck

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            • #7
              Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

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              • #8
                Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                i meant turtle snapped if anyone didnt get that. spade went in as well

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                • #9
                  Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                  #Blessed

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                  • #10
                    Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                    damn spade kill this nigga(er)
                    http://www.ybig.ie/forum/uploads/280...qhZ1o_c2PM.jpg

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                    • #11
                      Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                      closest battle by far, mock on first read but wont vote until last day

                      Ive since known since rome sins drove the syndromes of the unknowns craft

                      Leave my sig in church (signature) so they know its mine, opening up brains (branes) with string theory changing space and time

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                      • #12
                        Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                        Both snapped but mock got this

                        Cat a moran
                        The flush line
                        Semi tear

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                        • #13
                          Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                          Sick clash

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                          • #14
                            Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                            rone did windsor knot vs fresco

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                            • #15
                              Re: ROUND 3: Mock Turtle vs Spade Cooley

                              @ watching rone or fresco battles
                              #Blessed

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