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    PIGSTY



    shout out mackin ass jr.

    he said hes never taken an L, im here to MAKE IT HIS FIRST
    so i CREATED A VERSE to put CRAIG IN THE DIRT
    i told him "put up a stack, i wanna get PAID FOR MY WORK"
    but he said he spent all his paper on DONATIONS TO MURK (OOOOOH SHIT)
    im SPEAKIN IT GREATER, this faggot wouldnt last a minute
    HERE IN THE MAJORS, you're bottom TIER LIKE THE RANGERS (shoutsout pamflit)
    this asshole claim in Glasgow he be KEEPIN A BANGER
    when he really BE ON AN ACRE drinkin TEA WITH HIS NEIGHBOURS *exposed*
    if you call your friends "MATE" YOURE A FAGGOT
    the day that you get married, they'll be CATERING HAGGIS (ha!)
    tre 8 is puttin CRAIG IN A CASKET, get FADED N CLAPPED WHEN
    i hop out the lac WAVIN THE RATCHET like ABE WITH THE RACKET (mmmmmm) *malvern goons make noise*
    u fuckin with this NATIVE, CRAIG? ill fuck around n BREAK YOUR LEG
    the ambulance and bandages will be your only SAVING GRACE
    i would buck fifty your mug and cut your mouth up with this RAZOR BLADE
    and make it so hes "smilie", but he already got that "BABY FACE" easy




    CRAIG


    When I first saw PIGSTY'S VID, I lied n said he SPIT NICE SHIT...
    but that video was a worse look for KOTD than KING FLY IS.
    He battled in an Otbva shirt n GAVE US PROMO, that shits a MAJOR NO-NO.
    Morgz saw him actin like a BLATANT HOMO, said "fuck this" n CHANGED THE LOGO.

    But Pig stays shoutin us out, tryna 'piggy back' our INTERNET FAME,
    I guess it's cool he reps this site, I just wish the KID WAS LESS LAME.
    The Van division sucks, who cares if you're the CITY'S BEST NAME?
    You were given tha name "pig sty" after your "SHITTY PEN" GAME.

    And you look like a fiend, the only thing you're HITTIN'S METH PIPES,
    so you when you VISIT WEBSITES, it's the "TRIPLE X" TYPE.
    Because your SHITTY SEX LIFE only CONSISTS OF FLESHLIGHTS,
    so I ain't talkin TRIPS TO N.Y. when I say you ain't takin CHICKS TO BED, STY. (virgil)

    STU IS A BITCH, you gotta be STUPID AS SHIT to think his MUSIC IS SICK.
    I peeped some of his tracks, he got no chance of ever PRODUCIN A HIT.
    If he actually raps in real life, why's he the STUDENT IN THIS?
    This shit is like 21 Jump Street how I'm 'SCHOOLIN THIS PIG'.
    39
    Pigsty
    30.77%
    12
    Craig
    69.23%
    27

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

    craig got it with relative ease imo.



    dirty pen game?? mmmmm dead from there on out.

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    • #3
      Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

      Easily the best text battle I ever read. Probably would edge it to Craig on first look cause he had harder hitting personals but will re-read before voting


      Dallas Home Buyer

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      • #4
        Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

        "if you call your friends "MATE" YOURE A FAGGOT
        the day that you get married, they'll be CATERING HAGGIS"



        why not "THE DAY YOU GET MARRIED" n it would fit.


        dope tho still.

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        • #5
          Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

          my brain just exploded

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          • #6
            Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

            WOWWWWW


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            • #7
              Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

              lmaoooooo shit was actually pretty dope.

              Sty had the best line of the battle: "tre 8 is puttin CRAIG IN A CASKET, get FADED N CLAPPED WHEN
              i hop out the lac WAVIN THE RATCHET like ABE WITH THE RACKET (mmmmmm) *malvern goons make noise*"


              But craigs consistency & ~pErFoRmAnCe~ may of edged him the battle, hard to really call tbh..

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              • #8
                Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                pig man got that but i expect craig to come back strong in the dance round
                Originally posted by jdporter
                Clarke, you've been bodied so many times on this board, this honestly is going to be the last time I even respond to you.

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                • #9
                  Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                  craig been trying to master the super moonwalk since i showed him it, he will not be defeated..

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                  • #10
                    Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                    lml catering haggis
                    Originally posted by Stock
                    hey guys its so hot out in Launceston today
                    about to throw boomerangs and what not
                    Originally posted by Timmy
                    Chaunce maybe Crunk would come back 2 life if u took a fuckin shower
                    Originally posted by The Boy Boy Young Trill
                    wow who fuckin cares, will not be back to this thread

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                    • #11
                      Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                      chaunce ur really claiming u can moonwalk?

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                      • #12
                        Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                        mate ur a faggot/catering haggis was pigs best line chunce must be drunk Abe references are in de past.

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                        • #13
                          Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                          this was pretty close btw gonna need to hear what leo from dirty belly button clothing thinks before i can make my final judgement
                          Originally posted by Stock
                          hey guys its so hot out in Launceston today
                          about to throw boomerangs and what not
                          Originally posted by Timmy
                          Chaunce maybe Crunk would come back 2 life if u took a fuckin shower
                          Originally posted by The Boy Boy Young Trill
                          wow who fuckin cares, will not be back to this thread

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                          • #14
                            Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                            lmao wow at how dope this is "so I ain't talkin TRIPS TO N.Y. when I say you ain't takin CHICKS TO BED, STY"

                            craig edged imo

                            lemee find out u actually been drinkin tea wit ur neighbours doe
                            Originally posted by Notsure
                            [MENTION=20846]BigZero![/MENTION] meet me in copenhagen in 2 hours I will beat the retard out of u outside Caf� Norden

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                            • #15
                              Re: PIGSTY vs CRAIG (text battle)

                              lol drinking tea is an English stereotype i thought

                              coffee all day nh

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