Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

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  • Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

    Last night E,N,&T got together for an O hang sesh
    Porter couldnt make it he was chillin over Bangladesh
    Plus - fuck rap battles. What ever made talkin yang fresh?
    Anyway, I'll drop the deets and take you out of your anguish
    Since the storm, E had free time - and Tadgh was there for his friend
    Nora was in States - had a gamer crown to defend
    They chose an equidistant bar where they all could blend
    So E,N,and T linked up at T-E-N
    It was just getting crowded, the three men embraced
    Tag threw back a whiskey and then with beer he chased
    Norm was on his third beer like 'let's get faced'
    Miami belched and chugged but hoped they'd slow the pace
    By midnight they were loose so off comes the mask
    Tadgh beefed with the bouncer because he had a flask
    Miami ain't wanna fight but he was down for the task
    Nora took off his earrings as if you had to ask
    What happened next was a textbook bar room brawl
    Miami yoked a guy then with his head made a beat on the wall
    Tadgh thought he's Conner cause they punched him but he did not fall
    He knocked the bouncer down with a chair and redefined 'pub crawl'
    Dust settled and they thought that Norm had dipped
    But he was in the kitchen filling his knapsack with chips
    The staff was on the floor he had them all tied up and stripped
    He made an evil grin while on a drink he sipped
    Norm said 'fuck the U.S. I will make this worth my while"
    He had the money and the wallets on the floor in a pile
    Tadgh had too much to drink he threw up on the tile
    Miami wondering if his old crimes were still on file
    Norm had some ill trannies to help on speed dial
    They came in the getaway car Tadgh tried not to smile
    Norm told E "you're gay too, you're just in denial"
    Miami thought about his wig and tried not to get riled
    Norm said "put on this dress so we don't fit the profile"
    Cops pulled them over like a car full of chicks
    Tag grabbed his flask cause he needed a fix
    Norm said "no place like home" with 3 high heel clicks
    Miami's muscles ripped his blouse seam like Bill Bix
    Cop told Nora 'get out the car' and his tone was curt
    He said "spread 'em!" Nora said "cool, just don't make it hurt"
    I've got some KY lube- allow me to give a squirt
    But then he quick spin kick and knocked the cop in the dirt
    Norm pissed in his face and it started to splash
    They all drove to the telly so they could burn some hash
    One tranny wanted coke so they divied the cash
    Tadgh finally woke up and exclaimed "that's NASH!"
    The next morning Tag made it to work on time
    Norm crossed the border to post on the O by nine
    Miami flew to FLA on Overcharge Airline
    This all really happened. Was on the news. I swear to God. Not lyin

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    Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

    Subbed. This thread has a lot of potential.
    Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

    Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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    • #3
      Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

      Slow it down. I said subbed, this thread rubbed my anal
      Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

      Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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      • #4
        Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

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        • #5
          Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

          So many quotables, I'm hurting

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          • #6
            Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....



            My favorite part was in between "Last night.." to "Not lyin"

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            • #7
              Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

              I got a bars clappin em

              Take the N off Nora that's ora.

              You'lll fists everywhere like star platinum


              [ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzHE5q1NGa4"]ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA - YouTube[/ame]

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              • #8
                Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                Can confirm the story.

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                • #9
                  Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                  Splash & hash THAT'S NASH

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                  • #10
                    Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                    I can definitely see Norm taking off his earrings to prepare for a fight that he won't win. Goodshit fake Blanco

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                    • #11
                      Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                      reminds me of the QP sons fanfic raconteur-shemaletoes days %^)

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                      • #12
                        Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                        Originally posted by You're Peen View Post
                        reminds me of the QP sons fanfic raconteur-shemaletoes days %^)
                        When I show people your bars im like dont you guys find Peen is amazing? The gay guys said yes we do and we aint talking about peen's bars


                        Ha lol I'm messing around with you dog I like being a comedian

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                        • #13
                          Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                          no way in hell im reading that wall of autism

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                          • #14
                            Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                            pull urself together blanc

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                            • #15
                              Re: Miami, Nora, and Tadgh walk into a bar ....

                              aite good lookin out

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