hi guys... need your opinions

[murkfest]

ok im trying to convince this girl to lose her virginity at warped tour to the singer of her favorite band, presumably on his tour bus. she is totally obsessed with this guy and im sure she fantasizes about this situation frequently. log onto her tumblr page, and damn near every other picture on there is of him. she is totally infatuated.

the only problem is she has a low self esteem and doesnt think she has a chance with him. on top of that, this dude already has a girlfriend (but that's not to say he won't get a little lonely on tour, giving her the perfect opportunity to make her move).

ok so here is the picture of the band dude and his girlfriend:



and here is the girl in question:



do you think she can compete?

[BrowseR]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

why don't you just pipe down--?

[JDM]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

The fuck?

PIPE HER YOU IDIOT

[Jimi Hillside]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

ok im trying to convince this girl to lose her virginity at warped tour

Go on...

to the singer of her favorite band

[proteam40]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

What band is it? And his girlfriend is hot as fuck

[proteam40]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

Also if she legit wants to lose her virginity to some dude in a band with a gf she's likely legit retarded and would be down to fuck if you put some effort in

[Decibel67]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

shes a dime broski. you should go deff pipe her down and then just roll out like "your welcome"

[Decibel67]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

you should convince her to lose it to one of us.

we can have choppa come up with one of his bomb ass riddles and the winner gets to smack bunz.

[proteam40]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

Wait he's in You Me At Six isn't he? Fuck me she has no standards at all

[Chaunce]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

She looks abit young, but stop being a pussy and pipe dat like mario..

[baconisgod]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

1. She doesn't look like a virgin.
2. That guy looks like he enjoys the dick. So maybe if she brings a bisexual guy friend along she'll have a good chance.

[proteam40]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

I just looked her up on fb. She still in high school? The fuck?

[Decibel67]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

dont care about highschool.

if she can drive with out a parent then she could get it

[Louis 3k]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

I just looked her up on fb. She still in high school? The fuck?

if shes 18, free game. murkfest man up and tell her you takin that v-card

[Chaunce]

Re: hi guys... need your opinions

dont care about highschool.

if she can drive with out a parent then she could get it

Lmaooo truer words have never been spoken..

But seriously just get her a few shots and tell her you'll go easy on her.. no strings attached.. then she'll be in love with you for awhile..