Yo i need some help from my peeps who actually bang girls...

[wat]

Re: Yo i need some help from my peeps who actually bang girls...

Scouser already claimed dibs on shanking him, don't want to cause tension in the forum.

[BrowseR]

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It's touching that self-proclaimed elitist can obsess over Hollywood trash like Pacific Rim to the point he's making up stories about people inviting him out:

Masth Vader @TheMastTweets 17h
"Come see Pacific Rim, man." "I've seen it three times in two days." "I'll pay." "...large popcorn?" "Small." "Medium and a Pepsi." "Deal."

Masth Vader @TheMastTweets 17h
I've actually convinced so many people to see Pacific Rim that they're now inviting me, out of their own pocket, PLUS snacks.





Masth Vader @TheMastTweets 12 Jul
Ok, I sense I am getting too serious for you people. Nihilism, consciouness and temporal consideration are clearly topics you frown upon.


We can't handle the Mast

[Bax]

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Girls getting loose from having sex is a myth can't believe people still believe that. Having kids sure but not your tiny penises jabbing them rofl.

Do you guys even lift?

[A Group of Some Lex]

Re: Yo i need some help from my peeps who actually bang girls...

ask her to cypher

[thesalesman]

Re: Yo i need some help from my peeps who actually bang girls...

Girls getting loose from having sex is a myth can't believe people still believe that. Having kids sure but not your tiny penises jabbing them rofl.

Do you guys even lift?

gotta agree here, how old are you guys? and even getting kids isnt a real issue normally..sure she wont be able to have sex for some time but the pussy usually goes back to it old self. Not saying that Loose-vag-syndrome doesnt happen because it sure as hell does but more often they go back to what they were AND they can work out their muscles to get tigher as well. I've been with one chick that could close her pussy (u literally couldnt stick it in) but i think that was due to her being raped when she was young, im not sure tho since i never had the courage to ask...but she was weird at times!

anyways...ur problem sounds like it sucks because most women dont wanna have sex for hours at a time which is kinda self-explanatory, u get sore and its boring as fuck to keep fucking like that. And how can't u get sore when u fuck for that many hours? okey i actually think that my dick is over-sensitive sometimes but i dont even wanna have drunken sex anymore because i have to work for an hour to come and i dont think it's worth it hehe

I rather fuck 3x 20/30 min :)

[Bax]

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Not sure if you read my thing about PC muscles bohboh but I can last forever or come within a minute or two based on tensing/relaxing them

[00 Don Status]

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constrict your ballsack with twine until they look like black
plumbs- only then do you make your move

[00 Don Status]

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it you put cornstarch on her gooch and rub her up and down with breadcrumbs she'll have a one second whoregasm

[Bax]

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Start shoving stuff up ur ass

this is probably the easiest way time to accept it


build up PC muscles is the only other thing I think and that'll take a couple weeks of regular exercise and is still probably a fraction of the stimulation

[00 Don Status]

Re: Yo i need some help from my peeps who actually bang girls...

backdoorgasms>>

[A Group of Some Lex]

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smoke it on the train i heard that's what you're supposed to do

[cHaD PePpErS]

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Start shoving stuff up ur ass

Gimme a list

[Slappy D]

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one time I was having sex with a girl and she was like 'isn't it so good having sex with me' then she raised her head up 'drewthetruth!?' and I realized it was actually drew

then I came

problem solved

op imagine your girl is drew youll cum instantly

[BrowseR]

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[MENTION=2948]Panda[/MENTION] plz advise op

[Curdled Milk]

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[MENTION=2903]ajg[/MENTION] has only ever had sex with a fefe bag