True Story Just Happened! (NOT CLICKBAIT)

[MaxHawthorne]

Walked down to Taco Bell,
Ordered a chalupa,
He said you wanna do it as meal,
I said ya that would be supa
And if you could add a few tacos,
Couple soft, couple crunchy,
Cause I been cresting with the sun
And now I got the hella munchies,
Prolly gonna hotbox in my car butt nekid,
And after holding it for minutes
I’ll be coming back for seconds,
I tried to continue my order
But to my surprise
I spy something out the corner of my eye,
Walkin in the door comes Kodak black
Tried to hand me a mixtape man I throw that in the trash
Tell him man I heard your last shit and I gotta say dawg
Since you so good at sleeping on the game you should go and take a nap,
Now he’s leavin and cryin, and I’m just tryin,
To finish up my order cause my stomach is dyin,
The guy says hey man you wanna try a quesadilla
And I’m like please no, that’s neato but I think I’ll eat the burrito,
Maybe a side of flaming hot Cheetos
I knew they didn’t have it I gave a haha laugh
And said psyche, just lemme get a fat baha blast,
He said hell ya it’s $25.29,
So I swipe, ah shit Man card got declined.

[StillNora]

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The guy says hey man you wanna try a quesadilla
And I’m like please no, that’s neato but I think I’ll eat the burrito,

[MaxHawthorne]

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Part II (a.k.a. 2)

Now my hands in my pockets in my trip to the burbs
Feeling like the can I’m kicking gettin kicked to the curb
Now I can take I hit repeatedly that shit could never phase me,
But I’m goin crazy like Jay-Z if I don’t get some fucking tasties,
Make my way eventually down to the i-hop
Cash this time, better put in my eye drops,
Accidentally fuckin poked myself once
Now I’m limping in the door prolly looking like a cyclops,
Standing here behind this fat lady and her 5-top
Can’t even help when a sigh drops,
4 fucking kids running rampant with eyes locked,
On the tasty looking ice cream cake in the ice box,
Now I’m not evil but I planned their demise
Saw the plan in their eyes for the pan in the sky
Wouldn’t have cared but moms pants were so tight
I sent a chant to the sky that all spandex would die,
Now they get sat at a booth near the back,
Host is busy so I scoot through the crack
Sit at a table nearby so I can watch all
These little fuckin dudes as they chew on some fruit snacks
My waitress comes, asks me how I’m doin,
With no idea of the plan that I’m brewin,
Watch the mother sneering down as if her waitress is beneath her,
Mind made up I get a water and a small chicken ceasar,
I watch the family as they chat while the curs wait,
Guess it’s the Little’s dudes birthday,
Guess the little dudes goin in to first grade,
Sloppy bandaid on his head must have some hurried first aid,
They talking bout the cake, Mom says no,
Kids start plannin, my plan is a go,
Server comes over so I asked her to bring,
The whole cake over Ima eat the whole thing,
Kids stop moving, the restaurant is silent,
They all knew about the cake but no one had thought of buyin it,
Ate it all up kids crying it was perfect
Got a brain freeze but it worth it

[Clarke Reloaded]

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Does this deserve a Clarke remix?

[ekeanon]

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Does this deserve a Clarke remix?

Remix your life loser!

[MaxHawthorne]

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Part III of the Trilogy (a.k.a. return of the king)

Little fucking midget man, shredding on tech deck,
That’s the only kinda detective that you can’t detect heck,
He sneakin in your sneakers for the weekend he’s a freakin whore
dinosaur of a cock that leaves vaginas sore and Hymen tore
Yo what the fuck you rhymin for “Clarke reloaded”
People say if a verse all bark, he wrote it,
I say it’s not his fault, he’s just part retarded
Part of his brain is there but the most part eroded,
Bet he starts to choad when he farts, he knows,
That some shit all it take to leave this farce exposed,
I should call him robin Williams cause he trash
I could call him robin William son you need to take a bath
You half, me hef, dick like a big giraffe
Gettin ripped in half like a big thick ass,
Gettin mad fucked by a big dick giraffe
Snacking On ya boy like some picnic hash,
Then I’m walkin in to Burger King
Got that fucking burger lean
Wallet fucking bulging out my pocket and a turgid peen,
See this cutie Be like nice ass be a shame if it only lets turds between,
She like that harassment, that’s a felony,
Im like shit I know you don’t gotta be tellin me,
See I’m the redgrin grumble of makin freshmen stumble,
And that freshmen fifteens nothin if you fresh to tumble
I’m nothing less than humble let me caress that rump,
Let me grab that Pussy, like a big red button,
Oh shit this whole time I’ve been trump!
I’m the president and I can’t be stumped
And I like to do this ???????????? And I like to hump,
But I’m cheesin for this hot beef patty tween the buns
Don’t tell North Korea Kim Jong gets the runs.

[g00s3y]

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Best story ever told on this board.

[RAW]

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to anyone that read this. I'll wait for the audio version.

[Gama]

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[Big Gums Gamer]

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The guy says hey man you wanna try a quesadilla
And I’m like please no, that’s neato but I think I’ll eat the burrito,

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1:25 you biting bastards

[Basse Bisex]

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bruce 4give me

[txtc]

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wew what else

[txtc]

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this is not a tru story, you literally cannot spend $25 at taco bell. negged

[Clarke Reloaded]

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Part III of the Trilogy (a.k.a. return of the king)

Little fucking midget man, shredding on tech deck,
That’s the only kinda detective that you can’t detect heck,
He sneakin in your sneakers for the weekend he’s a freakin whore
dinosaur of a cock that leaves vaginas sore and Hymen tore
Yo what the fuck you rhymin for “Clarke reloaded”
People say if a verse all bark, he wrote it,
I say it’s not his fault, he’s just part retarded
Part of his brain is there but the most part eroded,
Bet he starts to choad when he farts, he knows,
That some shit all it take to leave this farce exposed,
I should call him robin Williams cause he trash
I could call him robin William son you need to take a bath
You half, me hef, dick like a big giraffe
Gettin ripped in half like a big thick ass,
Gettin mad fucked by a big dick giraffe
Snacking On ya boy like some picnic hash,
Then I’m walkin in to Burger King
Got that fucking burger lean
Wallet fucking bulging out my pocket and a turgid peen,
See this cutie Be like nice ass be a shame if it only lets turds between,
She like that harassment, that’s a felony,
Im like shit I know you don’t gotta be tellin me,
See I’m the redgrin grumble of makin freshmen stumble,
And that freshmen fifteens nothin if you fresh to tumble
I’m nothing less than humble let me caress that rump,
Let me grab that Pussy, like a big red button,
Oh shit this whole time I’ve been trump!
I’m the president and I can’t be stumped
And I like to do this ������������ And I like to hump,
But I’m cheesin for this hot beef patty tween the buns
Don’t tell North Korea Kim Jong gets the runs.

Max >>>>> Eminem