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  • Y’all lame

    I’m a grown man wishing for the facts in the fiction,
    Never been sealed for approval but still claps for attention,
    As a practice magician I still ask for the digits and then act on a whim cause that ass is delecious.
    Please spare a moment just to chat for a minute
    You’ll be happy to see that I’m relaxed and efficient
    Wearing fake glasses just to see through the fog and punch a beaver in the tail till it’s chews on a log
    Music is the magic that propels us to go farther,
    But fuck radio pop bullshit bubble gum and starburst,
    And I harbor harsh feelings for the kingdom and to Arthur
    Cause magics fake but id rather go to hogwarts than to Harvard,
    I wouldn't trust Carmel to hang off my arm when I'm armed and show my arms are double strength strong charmin
    And part of my charm Is You think that I’m harmless
    But karma is a bitch so prepare all your armaments,
    I'm not a rapper I'm a wordsmith, watch my ideas eclipse me,
    Chasing after as the birds lift, slipping gently with the slipstream,
    Future me runs past you presenting,
    Unrelenting tension in the form of fruit suspended in a fig tree,
    unequivocally the snake slithers through the pristine
    Ideals of a man and a god who isn’t listening

  • #2
    Re: Y’all lame

    Fuck that spiritual shit

    You're an empirical bitch!

    I'll rush in ya house

    and poot in ur mouth.

    Fuck you, fuck your bars, fuck this thread, and fuck trump.

    I'll battle you ontop of a tower, the loser has to jump.

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    • #3
      Re: Y’all lame

      I’ll battle on the tower if you add some pressure mines,
      I’d love to see robin Williams suicide a second time

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      • #4
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        Russian your house and Putin your mouth saved this fucking thread

        Maddox Thorpe was too emotional from the jump, he's so lucky Robin didn't drop audio.

        YIKES

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        • #5
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          Maddox bout to taz imo

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          • #6
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            Robby will is talking smack, but I doubt he fires,

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            • #7
              Re: Y’all lame

              Poor choice of thread title, should've learned from Melaknight

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              • #8
                Re: Y’all lame

                The only think RAW about you is your butt

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                • #9
                  Re: Y’all lame

                  Originally posted by RAW View Post
                  Poor choice of thread title, should've learned from Melaknight
                  Wait for it.....

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                  • #10
                    Re: Y’all lame

                    Originally posted by MaxHawthorne View Post
                    The only think RAW about you is your butt
                    Only an asswipe would take an ass swipe.

                    Everythink is everythink when it's all said and dumb

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                    • #11
                      Re: Y’all lame

                      Ain’t no one wanna battle max
                      He punches like a battle ax
                      And Lunches on the cattle’s fat
                      Presumptuous and travels back
                      In time so he can bone your mom
                      He might just bring a clone along
                      He just double teamed your mom

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                      • #12
                        Re: Y’all lame

                        Stfu fatass

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                        • #13
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                          Worst thread of the year
                          I can't rate the thread low enough
                          The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                          ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                          • #14
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                            I knew a kid named Max when I was like 7, I went to his birthday party and he made milkshakes with homo milk, long story short I beat him up at recess the next Monday

                            Fuck you max
                            The 40 dumping off'a Kurbz side
                            ...This is for my dead homies!!!...

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                            • #15
                              Re: Y’all lame

                              I've written some garbage in my day but

                              "Punches like a battle axe" is super cringey in 2017

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