BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

[MaxHawthorne]

Aight Clarke,

Here's the page. 16 bars. I gotta shower, so either say you're going first, or I'll be back soon and drop one. Good luck.

[jdjohnson]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Max really shaking shit up around here.



Let's get it.

[jdjohnson]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Clarke's strategy is usually to delay for about 6 months, find your personal information, then ask "Is this what you want?" at least 18 times, before not writing anything.

Just a heads up.

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Damn jd, that's colder than a polar bear with a bowl of nair for his shoulder hair.
If Clarke shows up to battle I'll just tell em naw son, hold it there,
I rhyme hotter than a solar flare he's a poet scared,
Ima smoke 2 joints before I rap though, guess I better roll a pair

[Memphis]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Clarke about to get bodied


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[MaxHawthorne]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Clarke about to get bodied


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And this is my face the whole time while I do it.

[Clarke Reloaded]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

If serious, I might take a week on this.

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Take all the time you want, I'll pop out a verse in the next twenty minutes. It will probably take you a week to wrap your head around it anyway.

[jdjohnson]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

colder than a polar bear with a bowl of nair for his shoulder hair easily the greatest thing ever said in this site

everyone bow down to max hawthorne

king of the O

[jdjohnson]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

If serious, I might take passively aggressively insulting you for a year before accomplishing nothing. My life, by the way, is a complete failure and I'm a disgrace to my family

fixed

[Trey deuce]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Who takes a week to write ...

Max holla at me if you bout a battle in 30 minutes..

[Snitch Clique]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Of course jd has the most posts in a battle between two other people.

Worthless faggot.

[MaxHawthorne]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

Yo,
Get up off my ass motherfucker,
Shoulda stuck to jazz motherfucker!

If Clarke is reloaded where did his first rendition go then, Probably runnin bloody scared I part red seas like Moses,
Tear this hoes bloody hole with my grossest proboscis,Then I'll cock slap you twice so ya can know what a flow is,
Clarke thinking he's a God, well preach but no one's listening, And I've got a different kind of christening for this limp dick of a risen King,
Now he's bending like a chicken wing and I'm belittling his little ding, Clarke so far on my dick that it's a wonder he can spit a thing,
Ill slice this bitch to pieces like sliced peaches with fly reaches and I'm meanest So my weenus will smash this butt head like bye Beavis,
If you tried bringing ya game with 5 teachers fuck a week with a year you couldn't jump to half of what my reach is,
Bars are so money, guess I'm Regis.
I will kill you, in a free style, be it 8 mile, or the green mile, I flow as fresh and smooth as a river, this bitch is in denial,
Ya prepubescent punk I'll puncture you promptly cause you're penile, You're a dick, I just pee style, you shouldn't ever step to me child.
Comin up fresh on this site and causin lots of commotion, you couldn't beat me in a battle if ya brought a bottle of lotion,
You oughta elope then, but I'm already married to the game it's a shame, cause before he even drops a bar I went and scoped him,
And don't think I can't be convoluted ain't that what you did well it's kinda stupid, I didn't choose to love the game, I'm came up in it and got conned by Cupid,
I'm bombing useless ramen lootin Muhammad's who think obamas cutest, and animatedly draggin your face to the curb until ya mom is toothless,
I wouldn't fuck up sarah Pailin if we were parasailin through Paris wavin,
Through the terrace gate to the finish line where there's a pair of cherubs waitin,
You think I'm scared Clarke, I wake each day and stare at Satan, take the stairs straight in I've been through hell and I'm aware you're shaken,
I'm the dark in the light, so pour some gin out of that porcelain and please stay off my dorsal fin I'm a shark in the night,
So ya I'll go first so you can steal this verse to put in the fight, cause we all know Clarke don't bark half as good as he bites.

[Trey deuce]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

No I'm good I'll kill little maxi

[jdjohnson]

Re: BATTLE: Max Hawthorne Vs. Clarke Reloaded

OH SHIT MAX DROPPED THE VERSE