The all out war thread

[mdmunk]

Battle the person above, and you have to mention something from the verse, it can't just be random chatterings. Do something creative once in a while.

Chick it.

Now it’s the mythologically honourable Maestro of the event
I speak the truth to any real head and dead the bitches with the scent
like a dissident spitting the forgotten crimes of yore
from the minds of raw rappers to the massacres of East Timor
I’ll stick a bit of C4 under ya bed, son
four eyes on the bed table, and maybe I accidentally break em if you ask me a question
that’s the plain truth, no more and no less
you’re like Bob Burnquist broke legs on a boneless on the Megaramp
I hit the switch and lay in bed before the lights go out like the late great Champ
otherwise known as named after a prophet and his cousin
that’s Ali of the Allahwite Damascus type tribe, cousin
no lies, you’re straight type cussin, saying dumb shit to get your point across
the type of fufu ass hulu clicking zulu ass mofo
to talk shit about people in promos with no idea what a lawyer cost
that’s why I call your bluff when I see you using dental floss
and be the first to whoop yo ass, if he thinking Son can ride up like Helios

[Robin Williams]

Re: The all out war thread

fuck you faggot, tl;dr

Original dragonball wish, that's oolong's victory.

You suck cuck dick

you fuck bitch

You suckin tits

Your name is munk n shit

Acting nice like a monk and shit

You're just full of a bunch of shit

Like the titanic your ship sunk n shit

I don't give a shit about bars like Hillary Clinton

Got more facts than saying Bill a freak that spits cum.
[MENTION=25859]billybobjoe[/MENTION] you'll see more heat than a rosenberg microwave

Like charlie clips in real life, Roast ur gir then be like sike! n wave

I'm nicer than a gay, you're faster than a virgin masturbator

Got more bombs combined than a kurd being dizaster's neighbor

[Robin Williams]

Re: The all out war thread

keep it going?

[mdmunk]

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haha I'm high as fuck though ...

What does fast mean? I mean I know what fast means
in all types of situations, and in most
I'll give your boy here all trials and tribulations, but
in rap I know how to hit the right spot, brother trust me
I know that even spitting shit has aesthetical value like Aldous Huxley
I'm fucking hungry like buy anything for a dollar forty
so I bought a wedding ring and end up with your bitch, but that's another story
dude you're fucking corny, no shit on the real, but your shit mostly bores me
you need a higher degree to test me like, you better off twitter asking E Ness or Ness Lee
to battle you, ain't that the truth
guy would eat corn in a rapping booth

and so on fuck the popcorn
only thing you microwaved was your ex sluts thong

[mdmunk]

Re: The all out war thread

Now if you put a lot of nonsense into your verse
you might be lucky and please the crowd till the shit has dispersed
as nobody feels the need to remember the words
but I'm a different kind, the kid'll shine like in The Chosen One
on the run from the pigs and swines; The Boy Without the Golden Gun
cause I ain't an agent for any type of fixed idea
except from maybe playing your wife out in some kind of sick thai wear
yeah whatever, MC the crowd pleaser the relevant
fucked yo bitch in the 5th Element, mouse trapped like an elephant
that's how shit happens, I dick slap em and leave em looking like a cloaking accident
or like a panda went to get some bamboo and end up in a Jäger's tent (hunter)
trophies on the walls, that shit is played out like mirrors in the cealing
you're unevolved if you don't see the type of wicked shit they're dealing
going from feelings to the next new thing, to scuba-dive-hold your nose-ing
starring on Saturday Night Life ... diving ... both your executives and in pollings
cause you're a monkey boy, but nothing like Bill Hicks or Carlin
that's why when I see you crack a joke like you opening a bag of nuts in a plain playing the Nutcracker
I instantly shatter into laughter - you got me!
on my hands and knees like we're playing rugby
almost vomiting like I just ate your musty
ass girlfriend, ain't it lovely?
or in fact let me tell you, honey, you better be smarter
you're above this pussy like the buttefly tat on Destiny Porter
I'm an eloquent martyr, equipt to handle a bitch like you or the other
pluck you off like like the pubes of his mother, yo ...

That's right.. Remember your manners, boys-

[Robin Williams]

Re: The all out war thread

Your bitch couldn't take care of her kids if they were still in her.

Kill her kids then end her, fuck out her innards then spin her

Holding the intestines while they unravel and she gets thinner

At the same time I have her unborn baby my the other hand

Thinking about shit like "I'm coming back a thousand years from now to fuck your mothers sand"

[CausticTears]

Re: The all out war thread

struggle bars is real in here for real

[Bnas]

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This was a dope idea yo Imma hop in here tomorrow

[Bnas]

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OP!

[Justice]

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OP!

you always been somebody on the forum
that if i met you in real life i would leave your face bloody and bruising
OP stands for oozing pussy
and you resemble a vagina,vary loosely
bet you have a tat above your front pussy crack
that says "i dare you to douch me,and no need to ask before pushing"

[mdmunk]

Re: The all out war thread

Ey there sailor, you ain't from around here? then fall backwards
I'm sorry I mentioned your mom, but she's an excellent porn actress
she's already been in more gang bangs than that mormon wife sect
and got that tat when you got your first pube, that's the butterfly effect
see I'm undenieably the toughest guy you faced, and I bet
that when you wake up from bed and take a look in the mirror
you always lost a bet with yourself, getting left on a shelve
or with a shovel stuck in your ass in critical need of medical help, fool

[Meow9]

Re: The all out war thread

Now if you put a lot of nonsense into your verse
you might be lucky and please the crowd till the shit has dispersed

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Dem1cdg-cU&pxtry=1[/ame]

[mdmunk]

Re: The all out war thread

Your grampa yelled "these kids are gonne be the deaf of me!"
gee wiz, what a legacy ...

And how do a nigga named Consequence quote the Roots
with no consequence, like participating in a voting booth?

It's just a word like the others, why bother? Go say the Our Father
and cross your heart like a dart, when I go back like 88 Miles per hour

To a place in time destined to make me shine
given the symbol "now", acting like you ain't behind

And as I said spit the truth the any real head who listens
but fuck that, get back to the spitting ...


"They clog the system" - Charlie Rose before the internet as we know it today, about the internet as we know it today.