ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

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  • ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

    here we go

    BIT:

    your gay lines were shit, these are a THOUSAND BUCKS WORTH
    ill give mojo big head, thats the POWER PUFF GIRLS
    i just drank SHOTS FOR HOURS and my NOSTRILS POWDERED (true story ask choppa)
    but noone likes you like CAULIFLOWER so i got this mojo like AUSTIN POWERS
    you think MOJO PIMPIN? he got NO BITCHES, flushed like GOLDFISHES
    shiv GO IN HIM he get THROAT STITCHES like JOAN RIVERS
    SLITTIN HIS NECK AND BURYING HIM THO MY FAITH AINT STRONG
    watch me get RID OF THIS NEXT AMERICAN LIKE JAILOR JOHN
    fuck it and fuck you if the POLLS ABANDON ME
    im just waiting for the episode of SONS OF ANARCHY faggylicious

    MOJO:

    You want a rim job, faggot? It’s kind of my odd talent.
    You’ll get the entrée too! Right after the tossed salad.
    I’m here to fuck you, so don’t think that you relaxin’ after,
    and B, I’ll (NBA) Jam it in the hole like Boom-Shacka-Lacka.
    Try to make you feel special; I’m sentimental as Hallmark.
    The truth? I’ve had more wieners wrapped in plastic than Ballpark.
    Stay thuggin’ like riff raff or the ref, boy I’m rough.
    Whether the dick or the clip, homie you getting fucked.
    Either Bit gon’ get got with a gat to the gut,
    Or my dick gon’ drip snot on his back and his butt.
    25
    Bit
    44.00%
    11
    Mojo
    56.00%
    14

    The poll is expired.


  • #2
    Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

    Mojo put it all in Bits catchers mitt
    #Blessed

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    • #3
      Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

      Close call, I'm edging towards Bit

      Cauliflower / Austin Powers
      Originally posted by Neon Eriko
      we're like 5 wierdos from having a full season of reality tv here
      Originally posted by nick216
      Ill hit you with a powerful blast that will rip your stomach out of your ass

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      • #4
        Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

        really bit should lose for rhyming worth with girls but i still had him takin it
        Originally posted by I Hope You Die
        But yeah great job Tommy on this crafty text battle. If you had your own video game it would be called RhymeCraft. LOL! joking... Strategic bars.... That's something people gotta deal with.
        http://i.imgur.com/on9pHmh.png

        FREE KRAW

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        • #5
          Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

          Mojo did this dood dirty

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          • #6
            Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

            "ill give mojo big head, thats the POWER PUFF GIRLS"

            !?!?!?!?!?!?!?
            CUZ WHEN I HURRKA BLURKKA.
            ERRYBODY GETTIN SMURKA DURKA'D.
            :hmmmmnah:
            #FREERODY
            #RIPDREW
            #RIPCARL

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            • #7
              Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

              mojo won by alliterating and calling his own self gay - bit underestimated him imo

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              • #8
                Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                I'll give mojo big head




                :ahhswole:


                < hufflepuffs sig >

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                • #9
                  Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                  Bit edged in a debatable classic

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                  • #10
                    Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                    bit used to be a lot better than this what happened
                    http://i.imgur.com/Y62QXcu.png
                    "An environment... perfect for a hustle. But many people are distracted by the puzzle."

                    Originally posted by Rich Homie Chaunce
                    A certain mexican slut who wont be named has decided to fake the funk and lie to his internet friends for like the 10th time in recent months and turned his back on the league.

                    [MENTION=4289]Buff Freedom[/MENTION] plz respond u goofy bitch why u do this?!?!

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                    • #11
                      Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                      rim job faggot, get the entree after the tossed salad>

                      real talk I wanna battle mojo I got some crazy gay shit call it gacy
                      Originally posted by Yukon Cornelius
                      And I know a thing or two about being fucked in the ass
                      Sell a home in Dallas, Texas

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                      • #12
                        Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                        Mojo got it lol wat happened to milk? Did I miss something?
                        Originally posted by Deja
                        gay ppl plz rally for weed we need u
                        It's like I was playing mortal kombat on Sega genisis

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                        • #13
                          Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                          Bit. Bitches.

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                          • #14
                            Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                            both had subpar rhyming but bit won
                            mean girls.mp3

                            maybe columbo or adrian monk knows

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                            • #15
                              Re: ROUND 2: BIT G.W. PERRSON vs MOJO

                              mojo got this imo

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