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  • Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

    me and [MENTION=23006]coleowsuz97[/MENTION] did a bad bars battle to see who was creatively worst and this was a pretty good bad

    no poll is needed for this classic

    @Memphis
    Cole asked for a bad bars battle so I guess it’s time for me to send him to hell,
    You about to get kllled so bad you gon think it’s another episode of superjail
    But you battling me that’s just 12 monkeys jumping on the bed,
    You dead, kuz you gon see da feet (defeat) like Ostrich Legs,
    Nigga I’ll take yo bitch from you since you gets no play like Fred and Daphne,
    You get mad, well I got that special recipe for that beef its like a Krabby Patty
    And if you acting aggy, I’ll hit you with clips longer than that eyebrow on Helga Patacki,
    You can’t match me kuz I’m a young rich nigga so what you about,
    Nigga I’m fancy that’s why I’m always shooting with my Pinky Out
    This ass whooping don’t make sense like a game of Rugby,
    For being Po these bullets will leave you red like that Teletubbie
    Cole see me and he run scared like a Black Knight,
    But if he try to fight,
    This gay nigga gonna get a box in the sky, he like a spongebob kite


    @coleowsuz97
    Two gats... And I'm raising them
    both,
    Like my son was bread.. I'm raising the toast

    My hand writing is on point.. That's why I write the best checks
    Call me febreeze.. I always pass the fresh test..

    Even tho I got the gat in the linen bag,
    I'm selective with my bucks like mister Krabs..

    So you either get filled with holes like spongebob if you jack this car
    Or these hooks will bring you back to surface like Patrick star

    Your girl got those sandy cheeks so I fill her hole,
    Cause coleowsuz dick is bigger than squidwards nose..

    You go to a foot doctor for the warts on your feet.. You got all sorts,
    Your just like Harry potter.. Because you hog warts..

    Me and your girl were like a dissapointing at bat.. Make an out (making out)
    My girls an 8 with a great personality and I have a modest bank account..

    Punch lines so bad.. Your still waiting for the punch,
    The game got me hungry like practice ran through lunch
    Nu Wave Gang

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  • #2
    Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

    second verse was better imo
    Sabotage Ent
    "you would probably rhyme rhyming with rhyming"

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    • #3
      Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

      Originally posted by Surt!fieD View Post
      second verse was better imo
      its a BAD BARS BATTLE do you mean he was worst than me
      Nu Wave Gang

      https://soundcloud.com/c_bmn/mine
      https://soundcloud.com/nunami/party
      https://soundcloud.com/iamlegaxy/next-prod-by-rmurbeats
      https://soundcloud.com/ray_louis/lost-ft-legaxy

      New Music Dropping Soon

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      • #4
        Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

        I dont get it, looks like a normal Memphis verse to me.
        Check the puzzle, does it fit
        I am alpha & omega
        And on the seventh day i rise
        Past the pangs of my resistance

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        • #5
          Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

          Spongebob got mad love in this battle. But some really weak bars in this battle.

          See defeat, ostrich legs line was horrible. Are feet and legs the same thing? If Po is the red teletubby than I edge this to Memph...

          Until i let that hog warts punchline sink in. Ima have to edge the wackness in favor of cole based off that. Bad stuff, fellas.
          Check the puzzle, does it fit
          I am alpha & omega
          And on the seventh day i rise
          Past the pangs of my resistance

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          • #6
            Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

            [MENTION=5369]Memphis[/MENTION] just sayin which one I liked better take it how u want lol
            Sabotage Ent
            "you would probably rhyme rhyming with rhyming"

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            • #7
              Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

              I guess that means u won
              Sabotage Ent
              "you would probably rhyme rhyming with rhyming"

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              • #8
                Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

                "The game got me hungry like practice ran through lunch"

                IDGAF thats pretty dope
                Originally posted by Wreckless
                I would have rather been black than an orphan
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                • #9
                  Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

                  cole all day
                  Never forget, im the nigga that keeps the hoes panties wet

                  OTBVX

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                  • #10
                    Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

                    Two gats... And I'm raising them both,
                    Like my son was bread.. I'm raising the toast
                    Your just like Harry potter.. Because you hog warts..
                    Cause coleowsuz dick is bigger than squidwards nose


                    And if you acting aggy, I’ll hit you with clips longer than that eyebrow on Helga Patacki
                    For being Po these bullets will leave you red like that Teletubbie
                    You get mad, well I got that special recipe for that beef its like a Krabby Patty



                    funniest/corniest battle I ever read toss up

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                    • #11
                      Re: Bad Bars Battle Stupid, Wack and Funny

                      damn this really was a bad bars battle

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