Epic Random Quickform Late Night Battle! Rahu vs Jerzcity

[Rahu]

Rahu

This wannabe boxer a week later like "yeah make the thread"
Shit by now I could have completed a sayance to wake the dead
I body you with throw away shit like a stolen SKS
Get to dumpin on Pueblo like the '21 flood mixed with the pain and regret
fuck you
　

Jerzcity

Rahu came in reckless, but ima steal on him like he owe me
Nothing wrong with a week later, peep the terms i set in the op
Ill box ya sloppy henchmen in a lobby session,
Ragu, please step up ya reading comprehension
And i'll slay ya mom's sisters, better yet i'll say aunts
Ya last drop was titled, "Eyeing Balls"
Mediocre rhymes shrouded in gay taunts
Sayance??
Rahu dead, ill post his reply during my next seance

Rahu

You suffer when you test a god like Prometheus
I know the op I reject the original meaningless premises
This is battle rap, you aint rewriting genesis
just reproduce your bullshit faster like eugenesis

Quick Edit

and okay, I misspelled séance, off-day on my day off
I'll still reflect anything you try to win like D in the playoffs
　

Jerzcity

You bout as abbrasive as a 5 o' clock shadow, thats weak stubble
Be advised by your edit, and throw away ya rebuttle
Rahu was a shy dude in high school
Get fried quick like Thai food
Kill 'em with a short verse like a haiku
Stop tryna play off the op like it wasnt something you missed
You say you reject it, i think you ignored it
But we all know that ignorance is bliss
　

Rahu

Well, the only bliss you'll see is the end of the light
I ignore nothing I just won't ever give in to a hype
With just text with text taking any more wit than a night
Yet your ignorance frights,
Fuck boy I fucked more bitches in high school than you did in your life
You obviously don't know me, you wouldn't accuse of me of play
These metaphors can blow me, you literally have nothing to say
How far down the rabbit hole you wanna get?
I'm like Bigg K, body yo whole clique with my throw away shit
You're just a target for me to unleash on
And I'm just scoring
throwin the ball down the field with my weak arm
Child's play but like Chucky I'm nothing to sleep on
Just admit it you missed it, your pique's gone.
　

Jerzcity

Metaphorical blowjobs, ya sure thats how real playas do
Go find an altruistic person to give you ya player's due
But im off that, you said i dont know you but maybe i do
Family and close friends know your shortcomings, insecurities
Closer they are to you, closer you are to danger
So maybe thats why you'd rather trust a stranger
　

Rahu

Nah you mistaken
I'm the type to turn random threads into epic battles
As-salamu alaykum
Other words I'm not a snake I don't respect your rattles
Face it, you stumbled into greatness
Now I roast you and that nasty bitch that kicks your saddles
Pray for me, I'm too hateful
But careful I'll stalk that gnome you fuck and rape her
The story will end up text battle caper in the papers
Took it too far, and made him answer his saviors
No restraint, plus I'm a loose cannon
No more hate, I'm seein more green than bruce banner
However I do appreciate you scanning my verses
good to take a break from handlin purses
get back to bein branded a wordsmith
The fuck is wrong with this scene? Rap is worthless
I encompass the Earth, Rock with weeds on the surface
This motherfucker acts like rap needs a purpose
His governor represents his views, and weed's hurtful
So if this upstate cupcake clutch a tough case he'll turn too
and hurt you
pin everything ever conceived on you to work through
whatever bullshit misdeameanor burned you
pussy talkin thug like he real fed getter
except his mama only bitch in that house the bread winner
When she givin' head I pop it back like a pez dispenser
dump my load on that hoe's face like a landfill condenser
When you engage my attention I zone you
You talking stupid shit like the Mad King, I'll dethrone you
If you wanna resort to gun bars, I'll just drone you
Confident in my abilities to okwerdz vs. rone you
　
　
　
　
　
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