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  • Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

    This battle was originally suppose to be a 12 bar 2 round battle, however you know how this industry works... judge accordingly to who YOU feel had more solid and complete verses.



    ROUND ONE


    Chill Status




    So you've accepted the battle....
    Prepare to get (chopped in half)
    Your girl said your dick is the size of mine,
    if it got (chopped in half!!)

    I Mutilate and (murder shit!)
    My dick size is 9....
    Your dick size is (GERBER STICK)
    My rhymes,
    are described,
    as "perfect"..."sick"
    Your rhymes are described as
    "WORTHLESS".. Bitch!

    I'll slap you with my back hand,
    you just a rap "fan"
    lift you over my head, then break your back
    like Bane, did, "Batman"... OUCH

    I got you in my sights
    yeah...
    I'm lookin thru the scope...
    You constantly being watched...
    TRUMAN SHOW

    The chances of you winning this battle are slim-to-(not at all)
    His chin is made of glass,
    so if I (rock his jaw,)
    it'll f#@% up his life;
    it sounded like a Rabbi pronounced husband and wife....
    MOZZeltov!

    I can't believe mofo's like you are willin to spend (spend CASH.)
    On chics I wouldn't look at twice,
    or turn down so quick it'll give em (WHIP lash)..
    I'll treat your girlfriend like a slut-whore,
    Hit it (quick-fast,)
    then throw her out the front door like Uncle Phil (did JAZZ....)





    DCK D4STRD



    Chill status.. Y u wanna battle? Your name chillstatus
    U aint about scrapping, and i know you aint about clapping,
    u get the noisy cricket/ BIG DCK DASTARD full effect/
    im bout to whiplash him, shadow punch/ swing at him/

    split atoms/ rip rib-fractures from his mid abdomen/
    and stick em in his neck like nicky with the pen/
    im talking sick spasms, down send him (syndrome)
    when I shank him, caught slippin- im coldsteppin

    im bout pimpin and fo fizzle, u a ho synonym -
    thats the status. This john? i´m tricking him,
    my secondhand hoe, she the ho i´m sending him
    she down for clappin.. i bet you didnt know i gave your mom a job...faggot..

    Here you go dude



    ROUND TWO


    Chill Status


    There was nothing in your verse that was worth a rebuttle....
    I expected more from you, but now I'm just confused and befuddled...
    You made it seem like you had bars, but that was a (damn lie.)
    That's why, this was Murda Mook's "Easy"...
    Hitman's "Ballgame"
    Or Calicoe's "Landslide!"
    You're soft sand,
    I'm a field full of Landmines!
    Punches, I land mines...
    Your rhymes,
    gave everyone that uncomfortable feeling like when you witness a man crying.

    You should watch your step!
    Spitting garbage like that,
    I bet you lost respect,
    You should watch your REP...

    I'll put an end to you and your (five guys) and im not talkin bout the burger place,
    I'll let that burner spray,
    another victim to the southern cal murder rate!

    You're a lame, useless guy, bitch...
    and you BEEN a fake.
    Me, I'm on my "suit and tie" shit, like TIMBERLAKE..
    Like a Philly Rapper all in his face!
    It'll take more than a Math Hoffa punch to give him SPACE!

    When I got beef,
    I have weapons...but there's no need to pull (all of em out,)
    cause it's over for him,
    as soon as fill that cloth with Chloroform,
    and put my (palm to his mouth!)
    He'll wake up in a casket.....
    Another (man missing)
    It's scary inside, buried alive...
    Keifer Sutherland in "The Vanishing"





    DCK D4STRD



    Thats like 20 bars u did, we agreed on 12, tard!
    Plus u only got like what? one punch, every twelve bars?
    ... and they not even hard.. Mothafucka imma show u y im the truman show,
    it´s all eyes on me when i come thru man..they show up, my show sold out

    while u hold up in the que by the do´...Thats my que gotta go,
    i got a key on the move/ plus an eightball to blow
    another one coming home, i made the two in to fo´
    the fo is gonna go boom/ and then we shootin some mo´/

    U think this life is a joke/ i got the bane of your existance
    in my shoe for the do/ dark knight, stunna shades,
    fo i groove out this cold cave and scope him out, rob him,
    then i swoop up his hoe! On some Hi´ i´m bruce wayne shit...Mami..

    u looking fly, jump in the coup now LETS GO



    6
    Chill Status
    33.33%
    2
    DCK D4STRD
    66.67%
    4

    The poll is expired.



  • #2
    Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

    [MENTION=5495]Chill Status[/MENTION]


    [MENTION=23743]DCK D4STRD[/MENTION]

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    • #3
      Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

      I see you RFP trying to keep this section alive
      I'm a squeamish fag
      Originally posted by 00 Don Status
      I know people that could get you banned
      Originally posted by FingersCrossed
      yo me and my homie are actually dot mob members

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      • #4
        Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD


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        • #5
          Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

          Gl, peace.
          Thnx for being SMIDRRRRDACK to RFP.

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          • #6
            Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

            You stepped up to the plate man. Thanks. I got some rhymes out and it was a fun battle.
            [MENTION=15421]RFP[/MENTION] Thanks for being willing to set it up for us yo

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            • #7
              Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

              not a problem

              good battle fellas

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              • #8
                Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                I favored DCK's brutality over chill's lightweight punches in the first.

                DCK's rebuttal game was type weak, chill won that second with his last stanza.

                Fellas, can we get a third round for the decisive victory?
                Check the puzzle, does it fit
                I am alpha & omega
                And on the seventh day i rise
                Past the pangs of my resistance

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                • #9
                  Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                  Originally posted by jerzcity View Post
                  I favored DCK's brutality over chill's lightweight punches in the first.

                  DCK's rebuttal game was type weak, chill won that second with his last stanza.

                  Fellas, can we get a third round for the decisive victory?
                  "Wait...we're going a 3rd?! Nah, nah..I beat him in 2" ~Dizaster vs Surgeon General

                  haha, the good old grindtime days

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                  • #10
                    Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                    I can do a third later today, im at work right now tho...

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                    • #11
                      Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                      Close battle. None of the verses had me making faces or anything, but they weren't terrible.

                      I'm gonna go with Duck Dastard.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                        ^^
                        Thnx man.

                        Dude you still want a third?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                          Originally posted by DCK D4STRD View Post
                          ^^
                          Thnx man.

                          Dude you still want a third?
                          I'm down for a 3rd today, yeah that's cool.
                          Tbh, I'm surprised people are saying you won though (real shit) because the first round was debatable (I can see how someone can say you might have taken it because you were a bit more "direct") but the 2nd round is not debatable at all and is clearly more decisive than the first round. If you add both rounds together, I don't see how anyone can say I lost that and I'd be the first to admit if I felt somebody got me because im actually pretty humble.

                          But even Manny Pacquiao lost to Tim Bradley when it was in the hands of the judges so anything can happen ;-)

                          Or better yet, whoever votes you, or me, if they could explain their reasoning, it'd be better

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                          • #14
                            Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                            Sorry Chill, Duck Dastard bored me less <shrugs> I ain't breakin it down.

                            Oh, he also stuck to the limits that you guys agreed to. Doesn't usually come into my battle judgements but fuck it, when it's hard to decide a winner....

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                            • #15
                              Re: Chill Status vs DCK D4STRD

                              Chill Status got it imo
                              Sabotage Ent
                              "you would probably rhyme rhyming with rhyming"

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