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    Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

    Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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    Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

    Alright, let me start fellas.
    This one was pretty good imo

    Originally posted by Window Lurker View Post
    Aw shit, @Clarke Reloaded was in the building!!!

    Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

    Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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    • #3
      Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

      Of course, any Miami free and any Fake Blanco vocarro

      It goes without saying imo im just saying
      Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

      Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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      • #4
        Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

        This Vocarro from [MENTION=5114]RAW[/MENTION] was crazy! Unfortunatly, the link doesnt work anymore


        Originally posted by RAW View Post


        Who needs Smack when you got Raw Blow?

        http://vocaroo.com/i/s1m8iH4e7BsN



        to everyone I didn't shout out, namean, get your money.

        Exclusiff Vahdkuh!!!

        Ridididididiaw
        Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

        Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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        • #5
          Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

          you too kind bro i just say a lot of shit and sometimes it rhymes you cant put me in same post as the magical music machine that is known as blanco.
          #ROOGANG
          #LOVEFORCE
          #LETMEBANGBRO

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          • #6
            Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

            wtf raw we need access to that roo asap dont do us like that.
            #ROOGANG
            #LOVEFORCE
            #LETMEBANGBRO

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            • #7
              Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

              Its totally worth the long ass read trust me


              Originally posted by TWAMP$iN View Post
              Don't Shave That Hair!!!
              I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to you, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble shitting.

              No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique. It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling. Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with some paper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold.

              I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey! This is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-Line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

              I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occassionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair and miscellaneous slime, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn baby. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

              Little did I know.

              I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I thought, it would dry.

              Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm.

              Unfortunately again, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks. As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering shit/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own shit blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks."

              Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks. Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil.

              As if that wasn't enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad. Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

              Friends, DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!
              http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
              Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

              Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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              • #8
                Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

                [MENTION=31688]Window Lurker[/MENTION], thanks for the shout out I'm not sure If I even remember that vocaroo. Probably just a smack imitation iirc. The one I liked was the Lil Ill "Raw Blow" diss where I responded. Also anything Blanco records and Miami's roll call thread>>>>

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                • #9
                  Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

                  Does anybody got that video of Choppa trollin Organik? that shit made me jopn this site, classic shit

                  This nigga choppa made Organik go out in a hard ass winter time just to look for him ahahahah

                  And then Choppa bodied him with a hit song!!

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                  • #10
                    Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA



                    This is HILARIOUS!!

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by RAW View Post
                      @Window Lurker, thanks for the shout out I'm not sure If I even remember that vocaroo. Probably just a smack imitation iirc. The one I liked was the Lil Ill "Raw Blow" diss where I responded. Also anything Blanco records and Miami's roll call thread>>>>
                      yes, yes yes the smack imitation one please tell me you still have it....
                      Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

                      Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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                      • #12
                        Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

                        Post more Roddy



                        Roddy Out
                        Originally posted by Wreckless
                        I would have rather been black than an orphan
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                        • #13
                          Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

                          <waits for my mention but acts like I don't care also>

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                          • #14
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                            Originally posted by Miami View Post
                            wtf raw we need access to that roo asap dont do us like that.
                            Originally posted by Window Lurker View Post
                            Originally posted by RAW View Post
                            @Window Lurker, thanks for the shout out I'm not sure If I even remember that vocaroo. Probably just a smack imitation iirc. The one I liked was the Lil Ill "Raw Blow" diss where I responded. Also anything Blanco records and Miami's roll call thread>>>>
                            yes, yes yes the smack imitation one please tell me you still have it....






                            Just found and re-upped.

                            http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zz6OI47eMk

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                            • #15
                              Re: The (Very) Best of OTBVA

                              Originally posted by RAW View Post
                              Originally posted by Miami View Post
                              wtf raw we need access to that roo asap dont do us like that.
                              Originally posted by Window Lurker View Post
                              Originally posted by RAW View Post
                              @Window Lurker, thanks for the shout out I'm not sure If I even remember that vocaroo. Probably just a smack imitation iirc. The one I liked was the Lil Ill "Raw Blow" diss where I responded. Also anything Blanco records and Miami's roll call thread>>>>
                              yes, yes yes the smack imitation one please tell me you still have it....






                              Just found and re-upped.

                              http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zz6OI47eMk

                              Not that one. Im talking about the roo you did on the Superstars instrumental
                              Originally posted by Chaunce;n3231571

                              Site gets fixed end of this week or next btw.

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