Sex shop

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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She blocked me on Facebook.

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[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Lmao dope shit Phil what other sex toys u get fam

This one was pretty much on the top of the list and it's probably all I really need so I just got this for now and I got some decent lubricant and I bought some condoms but I don't think I really need the condoms right now.

[Slime Ooze]

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That's meant to sit on a clit and pussy...

Wtf u buy it for?

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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That's meant to sit on a clit and pussy...

Wtf u buy it for?

You've never seen a porno where a woman uses that on a man? It works just as good?

[Slime Ooze]

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I don't watch porn. I'm too vested in the real thing.

[Robin Williams]

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This is the kind of porn i watch

[Robin Williams]

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That's meant to sit on a clit and pussy...

Wtf u buy it for?

You've never seen a porno where a woman uses that on a man? It works just as good?

Yep.

Typically you'd be in a chastity while the girl puts a viberator ontop of your contained penis, the viberation will cause you to ejaculate and it'll be like a ruined orgasm but x1000

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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I don't watch porn. I'm too vested in the real thing.

Some porn Helps you learn how to please yourself and others

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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That's meant to sit on a clit and pussy...

Wtf u buy it for?

You've never seen a porno where a woman uses that on a man? It works just as good?

Yep.

Typically you'd be in a chastity while the girl puts a viberator ontop of your contained penis, the viberation will cause you to ejaculate and it'll be like a ruined orgasm but x1000

Nah the thing makes you cum harder than you can make yourself cum. I feel like everytime I jerk off it hurts. I like this toy cause it's gentle as fuck but also simulates the right spot.

[Robin Williams]

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Phil understands things like a real phil only could.

You can fuck my girl, nut on her face, and make her call you daddy but if I'm cuddlying with her at the end of the night, who really wins?

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Sex is good though I can lie. It's warmer and you feel different and you feel like you just did a lot of running.

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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Phil understands things like a real phil only could.

You can fuck my girl, nut on her face, and make her call you daddy but if I'm cuddlying with her at the end of the night, who really wins?

We both win technically

[DirtbikeDan]

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The chicks love my my bikes vibrations bruh !

[Nightmare on ILL Street]

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The chicks love my my bikes vibrations bruh !

Woah how did you get an image for a sig???

[Fake Blanco]

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You got me pissed off right now man

The mission is to save every penny and move out your moms crib

What part of that involves going dildo shopping ?!?!

FOCUSSSSS PHILLLLLL