The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

    Chess is one of the dopest young cats in the URL. Recently every battle he's been reminiscing about shit he had to do in order to survive so post shit you think chess would say in battle. Salute to Chess.

    Chess be like…you ever had to fry salami because you ran outta bacon?!

    Chess be like…you ever had to cut the tube because you couldn't squeeze the tooth paste out anymore?!

    Chess be like…a nigga ain't have to shoot at my feet for me to have holes in my socks!
    Outside Of Popeye's Eating Chicken & Fries...

  • #2
    Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

    I'M SEWING TIGERS ON MY SHIRT !!

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

      You ever smoke midgrade?

      Comment


      • #4
        Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

        Talk that 480p shit!

        Comment


        • #5
          Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

          You ever use a flashlight in the day cause you couldn't afford the real sun?
          You ever use your pointer finger and thumb cause you couldn't afford a real gun?
          "First time I gripped and popped
          Heart dropped, eyes closed
          It felt like I was getting shot"

          Comment


          • #6
            Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

            Chess: what you know about fucking Steamz in the ass because your Sister dont give you her Box!!!!
            Steamz: Talk!!!! Real shit!

            Comment


            • #7
              Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

              This ain't funny like the usual but fuck it
              Them hard times make u have to look at yourself
              But u walking by a mirror n can't look at yourself
              Understand as a man its hard admitting u looking for help
              So u grab the baking soda and gotta learn to cook it yourself
              Don Demarco?
              I'll knock down ya door like Jehovas Witness, and bring niggas to your house like your older sisters...

              Make me mad, either get shot in the face or stabbed... The Blood leave you wetter than the Tub when you take a bath. ... They say the game should be Told, not Sold, but that's hard to Control when cats Fold like paper bags...

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                You ever had to spray a machete

                Comment


                • #9
                  Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                  Originally posted by Feral Linguist View Post
                  You ever smoke midgrade?
                  *Crying*
                  Outside Of Popeye's Eating Chicken & Fries...

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                    You ever eat a steak with ketchup instead of steak sauce?

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                      You ever had to update the rosters on NBA 2K cos you can't afford the new one ?

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                        You ever made a pillow out of a stuffed T-shirt?
                        You ever walk the block for cheese/cake till your knees hurt?
                        "First time I gripped and popped
                        Heart dropped, eyes closed
                        It felt like I was getting shot"

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                          Originally posted by mwilliams7187 View Post
                          You ever made a pillow out of a stuffed T-shirt?
                          Outside Of Popeye's Eating Chicken & Fries...

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                            Fire thread haha!

                            Truth be told, I have been in the whole 'cutting the toothpaste tube' situation.

                            Chess got them poor man bars. I can feel that shit.

                            "You ever had to give no-brand biscuits to a trick-or-treater,
                            Mom convinced you jucee tasted better than vimto... just because it's cheaper."

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Re: The Official "Chess Be Like…" Thread

                              What you know about wiping ur ass with ya wash rag cus u cant afford toilet tissue. Or using the toilet tissue as a wash rag nigga

                              What you know about mixing tomato paste and water for ketchup

                              What you know about playing basketball with the garbage can cus we didnt have a hoop in our park

                              What you know about saving ya cigarette butts to use the little bit of nicotine inside to make a whole cigarette .... Out of my construction paper that i se for school.

                              What u know about stealing sugar packets to make sure the koolaid sweet nigga!?
                              The Original BEAST

                              Better Especially After Serious Trails

                              Comment

                              Top Active Users

                              Collapse

                              There are no top active users.

                              Unconfigured Ad Widget

                              Collapse
                              Working...
                              X